No one cares about Washington anymore

My guy you can't even win at videogames you are not a military strategist. That said he's probably right just because it is fucking obvious.
- idk paying people to win games for you is a pretty good strategy, don't know how well it'd translate to irl military strategy though lol
  
  I mean that’s basically how it’s done: pay a bunch of soldiers to fight the war for you

The Hitlerists had to get stalingraded before they started bullshitting people with their Wunderwaffen pipedreams, but i guess you can also just start with this while you're in the planning stage for your next war.
Edit: next wars, sorry. ofc they'll do the usual nazi shit and open up as many fronts as possible.
- How do we get them to keep skipping ahead til they get to the bunker?

The USA is going to let Elon build nukes and he’s going to start nuking US cities that refuse to pay him tribute

Wait until he finds out real war doesn't have fog of war or tech trees, either.
- "Fog of war" is a real thing but not what Musk thinks.
  
  There is a zero percent chance he does. He said chess would be improved by having "fog of war and tech trees." He's such a gremlin.

Tesla AI powered m4s to every troop. No questions. Also have Elon have a crack at editing the F35s code
- Or one of his 19 year old incel interns.

Get ready for Musk to start WeaponsX or ArmsX or some dumb shit like that
- I'm looking forward to him trying to make music and getting sued by Xzibit
- I guess we should all copyright such company names, as a FU to Musk.

Maybe he's listening to us tankies on the socials and using that to guide his strategy. Cut all of the payments to the MIC until they start functioning.
And maybe he's close enough to the mark that Chinese intelligence decided it was time to stop the flow of tungsten.
- Tungsten is also a critical component of the semiconductor manufacturing industry. It’s used to shield the silicon from copper, which is necessary but also dangerous because it likes to travel through silicon.

Yes, the US will lose the next war. But imagine living through the last few years and thinking the problem isn’t in productive capabilities but rather that we need to put even more money into wunderwaffen that won’t actually work.
- Germany circa 1944
- Allies in the Asia-Pacific region will surrender easily and early to China. I just wish my country should be neutral and independent from US hegemony.

Always enough money for war, while people die because they can't afford the over inflated price of insulin and inhalers.

This is him warming up to get some sweet DOD deals. I hope he gets them before Raytheon offs him. I want Tesla to manufacture all equipment for the us army

What if we simply didn't have a next war? Lots of countries in Africa and Europe and Asia have managed to avoid it for a long time.

"we need all new icbm fleet built by SpaceX"
- Lathe: The "Ghandi AI" running the nuclear arsenal, installed by Musk to "modernize" the nuclear automatic response system, will mistake a osprey crash as a missile strike by a foreign entity. Based on think tank propaganda pieces pushed to the top by google search, it will conclude that it was China and launch a first strike. Due to budget cuts they packed the whole nuclear arsenal into just a few repurposed Starships because "it's cheaper to just send fewer rockets" and the possibility to reuse them for a second strike. The nukes fizz out and crash into the Pacific Ocean. China being not psychotic, will just ignore it. US having no nuclear deterrent left quickly get their military outposts overrun by local liberation forces and vassal states break free from NATO. The empire balkanize into a few techno feudal states run by silicon valley war-lords ushering in the libertopian hellscape. Thus begins the American century of humiliation.

America should put that guy in the headline in charge of the weapons program, I mean those bazinga trucks work well right?

The headline is
But I hope he does try to "reform" the Us military, then they'll lose the next war even worse.

we must produce the weapon to surpass all others, METAL GEAR
- God I nearly forgot that Elon said "Metal Gear Solid" on stage before

Is he saying that because he's intentionally fucking up the US?
- In all reality, no. He's trying to set himself up for even more government contracts. He's going to try to sell them on a whole new Bazinga-Wizz X9000 overpriced 'warfighting system'. They'll buy it, the system won't work.

Elon is sad that our tanks look all boring and boxy and that we don't have flying mecha suits yet.

He will now invent a new company and become it's founder by buying an existing weapons manufacturer.

Ah yes, world renowned strategist, military thinker, and geopolitical connoisseur, Elon musk. I hate this clown.