2d ago

S'koden.

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There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,
- No reason they shouldn't enjoy their work.
  
  TIL fantasizing before scrolling to the next entertainment item is "work" lol.
- Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them
- It's the same picture

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
- Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...
- In the flesh—or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it.

Dream date.

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.
To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.
I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.
- Death is too short of sentence
  It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.
  
  You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.
- Fascists double down on their fascism in response to punishment. Dead fascists, preferably by natural causes of course, do not.
  
  Not this new brand, the moment they're actually forced to face consequences for their actions, they tend to shut up.
- Wrong energy.
  
  Someone has to play that part. Why not me?

I hope you have a good stamina...

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.
- What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?
- I don't see why we can't do both
  
  Smash>hump>smash>hump etc.
  
  Definitely. This is the foreplay.
- Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
  
  Well, if you are a minority, they are.
  
  Irrelevant.
  You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.
- Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.
- There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
  
  So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.
- "Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"
  
  That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.
  The director's cut takes it up a notch.
- You've got no romance in your soul, you've got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it's good cardio.
- As an AroAce person I'll take beating up nazis >:3
- I'm not really for beating people up in general, unless it's necessary.
  If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).
  Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.
  Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)
  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256
- Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

I would take advantage of every second >:3

With freebird playing in the background

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.
- Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

Stoodis!
- punch, shakes hand, delicately parts hair.

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

S'doodis
- You and what army?
  
  Is there an unexpectedletterkenny?
  If not, pitter patter

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect
- Slock!

🎵it's you and meee ina room full of Nazis 🎵

Bliss

Suikoden

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.
- Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.
- Yeah that's what zombies are for. It's why they're popular.
  
  You are probably right. And nazi zombies even more so.
- You don't get to be the apex predator spread around the whole world without a love for violence ingrained deep inside the species hearts.
  So, agree more or less. But also I think the desire can be nuanced, like personally I don't want to just commit random violence but I do wish some folks would get hurt or killed. I think it's like that for most of us.
  
  I believe we are looking at it from different directions. You say people want to enact revenge on bad people, sometimes violently. I say people want to be violent and hope for someone bad to appear, so can do it without moral repercussions.
  
  I know I couldn't do it, and I don't want to either. If I fantasise, it's about using stern words that make them rethink life choices at most. The vilest of people don't deserve to give me trauma from using violence, even without repercussions in heaven or whatever, I really don't think the human psyche is built to perform violence against humans. Maybe animals. With humans I am fully convinced it damages the assailants ability to feel safe and okay, even if the recipient deserved it

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.
- I dunno what them big words mean, but I see a yes in there and thats all I need to hear
  
  Breaking it down, the 'no' comes basically from "Free will doesn't exist so no one can justly be punished and violence just causes pain and a cycle of more violence"
  The 'yes' comes from "We're all dead one day anyway and it is intrinsically pleasurable to harm/kill people who have wronged me, my loved ones, or any innocent people. "
  The latter is actually a more unethical embrace of pleasure.
  On a broader scale though I'm against both the death penalty and revenge/vigilante killing, but I actually think the latter is comparatively less unethical in a vacuum. At least in the case of revenge/vigilante killing someone is getting something out of it.