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Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

tomatowallis @lemmy.world

1w ago

When my dad gets drunk at night he shares porn on Facebook

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is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for
- This post right here, officer
  
  before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe i posted this morning
- The real question is, are kinks passed down from your mom’s side or your dad’s side
  
  Well I'm not into lactation but my dad definitely is. So it's not from my dad's side. Not sure what my mom's fetishes are though so maybe my kinks are passed down from my moms side.
  Looking forward to finding out that kinks are governed by mitochondrial DNA.
  
  Judging by the second video, their dad wants to pass them down directly
  
  Some say it skips a generation. Your kinks are a combination of your grandmother's kinks.
  
  They're definitely epigenetic. You get them from whoever handled you more when you were young.
  
  The kinks are probably somehow caused by them
- Come onn what kind of a question is that lmaoo

I could never understand why porn sites have a share option, it's absolutely baffling.
- If you're logged into a social media account and encounter a "share on said social media" button, this is dutifully logged and provides metrics of the types of groups encountering said button.
  It's not for sharing, it's for metrics about what kind of people view the site/article/top ten list/hardcore porn. Targeted advertisement is cash money.
  
  Metrics are usually tracked using a tracking pixel, which is invisible. They don't need a visible share button to do that.
- Porn sites are smart enough to know that dumb people will do dumb shit, and the sites capitalize off of it.

my dad posted porn
daughter swap
😶
- I really hope OP isn't a daughter.
- Yeah I was gonna say. Glad someone noticed that.

I remember back in the golden era of Reddit AMAs with Victoria… There was an AMA with one of the higher ups at PornHub. She was like a site admin, so she had some high level knowledge of how the site actually ran, and she could see stuff like the site’s user statistics, average watch time, etc…
Someone asked how often people actually use the “share to Facebook” button that is on every video. She said it happened more often than most people would want to believe. Like apparently there’s an entire subset of Facebook users who are just blatantly horny on main like it’s no big deal.

I've never been more glad in my life that my dad had to return his smart phone because he couldn't figure out how to make calls on it.
- But could he porn?
  
  I found his collection once as a kid, so I know the answer is yes. But that is already more than I ever wanted to know.

He is just sharing a passion. Be sure to comment so he gets those.
reads title of video ...
Your not his daughter are you? (Those videos employ actors and actresses. Few are related and the stories are made up.)

- That's hard to read. Whoever translated didn't bother flipping the image:
  
  deleted by creator
- The title is literally in the image, just put it in the hub

Lol Facebook doesn't block links to pornhub?? Who in a sane state of mind would share that kind of content on Facebook??? But then they block pixelfed for "safety" 😉
- They’re probably too busy sharing links to Pixelfed.

What a fucking dumbass. I'm sorry, but he really doesn't know how dumb he's being.
- Using facebook in general is dumb

One of my uncles doesn’t seem to be aware we can see all his likes and comments on Threads.

after seeing the second link op probably:

Of course he has a fish he caught as his fb avatar

Your dad might be a gooner.

Guy knows what he likes

Ah, so that's who those share buttons are for! Always wondered about that!

Wait, is Facebook ok with that?? This content isn't advertiser friendly! What if a big advertiser discovers that their sponsored content is placed right next to pornhub???
They definitely would be pissed about that!
- Does FB require a federally accepted ID be uploaded to have access? I would assume the states requesting that for pornhub should do so to share content from pornhub on a major social media site would you not?

Goddammit i had a good laugh in the coffee shop reading this post. Sorry man, hope you figure it out with your dad bc that is really weird!

never horny post on main

My two uncles live together one owns a dog which I walk on week days for him, my other uncle has worsening health and is sometimes home on week days, he watches porn all fucking day and I hear it all.

I mean to be fair, if he's gonna drunk post porn on main, it's lucky that it was only that tame.
Edit; Ok, didn't see the other picture at first well...

Well thats a new one...

Holy moly!
- What?
  
  "just now", so OP immediately opened the post on FB.

I got ashamed at my discord rambles of SFW topics. How can Uncle wake up, see his post feed, and keep drinking to do it again?

Wait, you can post links to pornhub? lol
- You can especially now that the whole censorship thing is gone. Surprisingly literal porn links weren't ever blocked but OnlyFans was 😂

The white thumbs up!

Is your dad the speaker of the house Mike Johnson?

Hilarious

I thought this was a shitpost at first

Report him?

Ah that's very helpful. I never understood why but clearly this guy missed the memo haha

And here I am like an idiot trying to make if through another play through of Nuclear Throne when I’m hammered. tf am I doing wrong

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