Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure
Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure
Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure
Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure
Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure
big week for renaming things at MS
User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.
Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.
User: fuck off I like Office.
Microsoft: ok then
User: ugh FINE
Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.
User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn
Microsoft: ok then
User: oh ffs
JESUS WAT
look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!
I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition.
Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed...
I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?
Dumbest shit I've seen this year.