How convenient!
How convenient!
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Jerry daycare
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Should I invest in this idea?
Would it be broken in a day... Maybe...
Would it be worth a try? Also maybe...
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Do people even go to malls anymore?
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Private lounge
Enough windows to classify it as a fishtank
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They didn't want anyone wanking inside.
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I’d be more scared of the people wanking outside
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ITT: Gender philosophers getting upset at a man playing videogames while his wife shops in peace.
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Left hand facing camera, no wedding band.
In all likelihood this can be retitled: Person plays games at the mall.
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Not saying you're wrong, but I'm married and I never wear my wedding band unless its a special occasion. I know too many people that lost a finger because of it. My wife doesn't care and I'm just used to not wearing it. People still seem to figure out that we're married.
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We used to just have arcades.
On the one hand, I bet it's not all super loud in that booth. On the other, I'd prefer a blacklight-lit neon arcade to the super bright white lights of the mall's concourse.
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If I had a wife, I would want to spend more time with her. But, that's just me. It's not like I am ever gonna get a gf, let alone a wife.
Still it's kinda funny.
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If you had a wife you might find that sometimes you want to do your own things but still kinda be near each other, and that's okay. It's lovely to have another person in your life you can share shit with but it's also lovely to be able to say 'you like this, I like that, I'll see you in an hour and a half for dinner and the movie' or whatever.
And chin up on the gf front. You might have better luck just finding someone you like spending time with than someone who's your 'all and everything'. Like, that latter shit is unsustainable.
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You're not supposed to spend every minute with your SO. Relationships need space.
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Yes. I understand that. This feels rather weird to me. If you want to play games, it can be done at home. Again, it is just what I think. I am sure, I can be wrong about it too.
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Why even bring him at all?
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I go to the mall with my wife because we both need dinner together after. Normally I don't like going into women's underwear stores/ bed bodyworks or Sephora because if I start wondering, then women look at me like I'm some creeper. At this point I like to go into a fishtank box and play video games.
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I embrace that vibe. Find the freaked out ones and see if I can make em flee the store then go back to the missus like nothing happened
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You need muscle to carry bags after you’re done
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Yes, designated pack mule.
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Well it looks better than standing outside the shop holding her purse
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I'd go shopping more. That's better than doom scrolling my phone, but I'm quite sure those would be occupied by kids.
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You're an adult bigger stronger faster! Simply assert wrist control and that baby is yours!
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等你吧 (děng nǐ ba) - (I'll) wait for you, or (I'm) waiting for you, possibly punning on 吧 as a transliteration of 'bar". So it's like "the waiting for you bar" or "I'm waiting for you at the bar".
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Алла, я в бар
"Alla [common female first name], I'll be at the bar." That's an apocryphal practical joke which I heard from a Russian. It becomes clearer once you start shouting "Alla yav bar!" in an airport.
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Or... maybe consider enjoying the time talking with your SO? Take her to some of the shops you like? Or you both like*?
*Assuming that it isn't some shitass arranged marriage crap, you actually love each other and have common interests.
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I wasn't going to invite you to any parties anyway, but now I'm definitely not. Honestly, we're going to have to introduce sense-of-humor lessons at school.
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