Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?

...only three hundred grand for a house which violates the f*ck out of international building code, fire code, and life safety code; nice!..

...what are the odds of even more egregious DIY violations of electricial, mechanical, and plumbing code which we can't see in casual realtor photos?..

I'd live there, get a few more crosses and lazy boys. Maybe some animal heads and more carpeting

this stunning shouse

Is that a typo or are they pointing out that it's a house inside a shed?

Hillbilly Hilton

Great economic housing and storage idea. Got the land for cheap I'm sure. Giant steel building probably one of the cheapest options you could go for. Sweat equity just interior walls.

Way to go whoever you are!

You have no idea how hard it is wire, plumb, heat, cool, and add rooms. My one Daughter of mine as a FIL who has been a successful contractor. And they did something similar to that, building a house out of a pole barn and while mostly happy with the results so far, it was not as ideal as first thought in the end. The heating bill is insane with those crazy high ceiling.

Isn't that in tornado alley? I wouldn't dare. It's like a giant trailer, any tornado will be drawn to that like a magnet.

The wall of crosses is weird. What is the thing Jesus would least like to see if he returned?

No, it keeps zombies out unless they're explicitly invited in. Or maybe that was vampires? Which one is Jesus again?
- i mean turning blood into wine does feel vampire-adjacent, but he did also rise from the dead so.. both?

Holy shit that crucifix wall on image 32 is insane

They're just crosses, I don't see any Jesuses.
- HE ESCAPED
I think that's what pushed it from unusual to over the top for me. I knew this community would get a laugh.

(looking at pictures) Huh? I don't understand. They're storing their stuff in there, what's so bad ab- ah, there's the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it's not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of ~~crucifixes~~ crosses.

Edit: those are "just" crosses.

So they bought this place, but it's lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?
Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.

My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.
- There are private small airports with garages and hangers at each house. At least in the US, they are called community airports or air parks. Often grass runways and often self built houses. There’s always some folks that don’t fly but just want the hanger as a shop. Good communities at these places too. Pretty badass when your neighbor has gnarly tool you’d like to use and has built their own airplane
- It's not terrible. It's definitely not for me, but I don't hate the living space.
Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)

With no egress windows (or windows at all) I’m surprised they are allowed to classify this as livable space..

Around me they have to be suuuuuper careful to not refer to any room lacking egress windows as “bedroom”, because it’s not up to code and thus isn’t living space. I assumed that was everywhere in the US.

The rooms do have windows… that lead to the shed. So checkmate, you northern yank.

"Does it have an attached garage?" "Brother does it ever"

ngl I kinda like the idea of having a house inside my shed lmao. I feel like that one "Race it, Break it, Fix it, Repeat" sign really says who the target market is.

No joke but aside from the lack of windows, this place is perfect. Well, windows and Kansas..

Finally, someone with a good grasp of the proper ratios when comes to house space vs garage/workshop space. Chuck in a few exterior windows and I would be fine with something like this.

I would be checking how much weight above the living space can handle though - I suspect it might not be up to suitable floor loadings for workshop usage.

Yeah, this is amazing. I’d buy it.

Some won’t understand—especially if they live in a matchbox apt in a concrete jungle and have the mechanical aptitude of a liberal arts student with hobbies to match.
- you do realize that people don't live in tiny apartments because that's the dream of their life, right?
  
  they live like that because they have to live in the city to find work, and the cities have absurd housing shortages which makes the tiny apartments the least expensive option. They live like that because the alternative is fucking dying of exposure on the streets.
- Lol, chill, that was such an aggressive comment to no one.

This looks like if an alien made a hamster cage for humans. The little plastic 'home' and all

I've been sitting here trying to decide whether or not "shouse" was a typo.

I don't understand this, but I also don't hate it.

I've installed Internet once to a warehouse like this that had a full on house built inside of one corner of it. Like we totally thought it was pretty normal, since we mostly installed for farms and the highest point to install the radios was usually a barn, shed or warehouse like this. But then when we went inside to run the cable, it was like a movie set. They even had a fake lawn.

"shouse located in the quaint town of Denmark, KS"

This is one of the most absurd sentences I'll read this week despite republican efforts.

well i was interested but no way would i live in denmark
Not just a "shouse" but a "stunning shouse."

Christ that's a lot of decapitated things.

I'm assuming the inner building has its own air supply or there's just so much volume in the outer part so all the ICEs don't make everybody sleepy.

How much would it cost to heat/cool this big, open warehouse!? Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul spoiler:

spoiler

It looks like where Mike housed the lab construction crew.

i kno it's evil to say, but when people genuinely have an american flag on their property i immediately assume it's a shidpost or at the very least ironic. but it's not, which makes it fun.

Nope. These days it's an indicator that you're almost certainly dealing with a magat. Occasionally you'll see an American flag with a pride flag or something similar below it and know that it's ironic.

Used to be that mostly only ex military or similar would fly a flag. Some folks would fly a flag from their porch for happy fireworks day or memorial day if they had family that died in a war. You almost never saw anyone with an actual flagpole in their yard. Flagpoles were for schools, government offices and such.
- That's quite interesting, here in sweden at least (but i'm pretty sure the same applies to all the nordics at least) flagpoles are and have been very normal (though not super common), but they basically only ever fly the little triangular version of the flag. Basically a very very big and expensive decoration.
- My family had a flag in our front yard for the first 10 years of my life, because my dad’s brother was in Afghanistan for the majority of that time. That said, we certainly wouldn’t put one up now :/ it’s been tarnished without question.
- I used to see American flags come out on or during the week of Independence Day or Veteran's Day or something similar where it was not unusual for people to put their national pride on display. That stopped happening when some people took it too far after 9/11 and started making patriotism into their whole identity and used it as a smokescreen for their overt bigotry. Now it's almost seen as a tacky or gaudy thing to do and I get why.
  
  But yeah, if someone has a full-blown flagpole installed on their front lawn, they are 100% virtue signaling. Big MAGA-weirdo vibes.

Here I'm just thinking that'd be an amazing place to have my boardgame collection and nerd space.

You'd never have to finish a game, just set up a new table!

I think it's cool. This would be an outdoorsman's dream

But it's indoors.
- Did you not see all the toys?