Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.
29 0 ReplyEurope colonized by Europe
32 0 ReplyIf you sort it, you'll be able to find any country in log n time.
1 0 ReplyI didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.
(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)
24 0 ReplyMove back. It's beautiful and people are nice. And the standard of living has been steadily improving. Right, right? No, I mean, you're the one who said they miss it.
3 1 ReplyI don't get Your point. I know how it is in Poland, I've lived there almost my whole life. And moving back is exactly what I am planning to do.
2 0 ReplyIf they're not willing to move back, I'm willing to move there in their place. I'm an American, but I promise I'm not an asshole who hates everything foreign. I'll integrate and learn the language!
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The germans will not be pleased
20 0 ReplyI don't think the Welsh will be happy either
2 0 ReplyThe who?
1 0 ReplyZE GERMANS
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damn, sweden got screwed in this one
9 0 ReplyYou guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.
I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.
14 1 ReplyWhich link?
6 0 ReplyIf you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.
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What link. Are you just baiting to post Link from Zelda? Not with me you don't, doing it myself!
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Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair
12 0 ReplyLookin good Ireland.
11 0 ReplyIf Europeans drew European borders
11 1 ReplyUm...
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Portugal hasn't changed much.
8 0 ReplyJust rotated by 90 degrees.
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Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'
5 0 ReplyIt worked for the USA map, this one not so much
7 0 ReplyOh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.
Also, Serbia's in trouble
7 0 ReplyRIP Italy and France
4 0 ReplyYou gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.
3 0 ReplyLiechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.
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The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.
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I love how Ireland is Ireland.
4 1 ReplyGuess I live in Lichtenstein now.
All hail the king/prince or whatever
4 0 ReplyActual physical pain. 🫨😵💫
4 0 ReplyLol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore
They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)
3 0 ReplyJesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???
4 0 ReplySwede here, excuse me!? Give it back!
2 0 ReplyForgot Cyprus and part of Greece
3 0 ReplyWill I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?
2 0 ReplyI think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂
3 1 ReplyIceland is probably fine with it.
2 0 ReplyAnd maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again
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Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!
3 0 ReplyI am noe Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got tucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this
1 0 ReplyMissing Sealand...
2 0 ReplySealand is there, right between Funen and Old Sweden.
4 0 ReplyThat's at least one of the two options. The other now belongs to Luxembourg.
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Please God make it happen
Hope it's not toomuch to ask.
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