typical future ER visitor

“Sorry, I meant did you have any questions about the job offer?”

I hate to break it to you but people have been doing this sort of thing since the beginning of humanity.

If someone screws him/her up the ass, they'll have a chocolate banana milkshake..

I'll see myself out now.

Next step: go to zoo and blow some primate minds

Is this one of them K-holes I've been hearing about?

At least they are taking care of themselves

With all the pesticides on bananas… I’d rather not do this.