Cheese rule

For all intensive purposes excuse me while I kiss this guy.

How insensitive! Lactose are people too.

I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

I'm lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

Least cheese-loving lactose intolerant human