They are gatekeeping being miserable 😭
70 0 ReplyI would think the 3 successful suicide attempts would give away that this is satire.
57 4 ReplyWell yeah, my comment isn’t serious either.
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Gatekeep, girlboss, goon
37 0 ReplySure am! There is to be no misery in this comm unless you're properly qualified 💅💅💅
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You're not a real femcel because of some gatekeepy bs 😒
I'm not a real femcel because I'm a figment of your imagination 💅
67 0 ReplyReal 💯
20 0 ReplyUnreal 103
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Wow that's a high bar: 3 successful suicide attempts.
You can only be admitted to the club if you have haunted your apartment for atleast 50 years.
46 0 ReplyI thought you said
:3 suicide attempts
And I started laughing my ass off
11 0 ReplyYou know it's like how 2 negative numbers become positive again you just kill yourself -> dead? Kill yourself again -> alive again. And so on.
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wait, I could be dating chatgpt this entire time?
36 0 ReplyOnly if you're a FRAUD!!!
30 0 Replydoesn't matter, got laid?
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Well thank God. I was worried I couldn't be a real femcel because I'm a cis straight man who didn't even know what this group was or why it's on me feed. Glad to hear non of that excludes me from being a real femcel.
So how are we getting rid of these fakers y'all, because they are really a pain in the balls if you know what I mean. Femcels unite!
32 0 ReplyFemcel icon
17 0 ReplyI mean... I'm not saying I should win the nobel prize for this but it would be nice to be nominated.
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… be based and redpilled sigma females
Wrong.
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Already a contender for biggest troll post award of 2025
26 0 ReplyI'm so fake I'm not even a real femcel
19 0 ReplyI'm so fake I'm not even a real fem
12 0 ReplyI'm so fake I'm not even real
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Tbf, gatekeeping is a requirement.
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This reminds me of the grilled cheese post
13 0 ReplyFucking melts!
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do u have to do disgusting stuffs in apartment to be femcel..?
11 0 ReplyOr basement, to each their own :p
14 0 ReplyYes.
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EDIT: you know what? then i don't wanna be a femcel. maybe that's oki too
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femcel gatekeeping, nice
10 0 ReplyNgl kinda feel bad for whatever GKer just got demolished so hard
7 0 ReplyContent warning for suicide would be appreciated
6 1 ReplyAs a survivor who has spent time in multiple institutions, "you need to have successfully attempted" doesn't really bother me. This is the kind of joke that I like.
If I see a cw, I assume it's for something taken seriously and that I would have skipped reading.
12 0 ReplyYou're probably right but this is the community in which we joke about being mentally unhealthy loners so 🤷♀️
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What have I just read? There's a lot of rage packed there. I'm an angry person and that honestly scared me.
2 0 ReplyI mean it's pretty clearly satire, but even so, I feel like anger is sorta part and parcel of the incel sphere.
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