A raccoon/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei
Yeah only thing missing is apocalypse and christianity references.
Drive them from my garbage bin? Heavens no! I'm BEFRIENDING that RacCrow with da GUD gorbage! I'll give them fresh fruit, not quite expired groceries from my pantry, and ✨ S H I N Y T H I N G S ✨
!Crocoon
The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.
I get the feeling a raccoon/crow would be a relatively easy creature to befriend, and also a awesome friend. Once again reminded of the ski lift operator I worked with once that could get a crow to land on his shoulder.
Fox seagull not so much. The fox part might be a little friendly, but the seagull would dive bomb you and try to eat your eyes.
You could befriend one by feeding it a doughnut every day for a week, but if you miss a day 3 generations of your descendants will be haunted by crows, racoons, and crowcoons
“Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don’t think they exist.”
”CAW!!”
gets carried away and is never seen again
I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights
I would totally be okay with all of these.
Crowracoon is my spirit animal - smart and crafty af, but will dig through garbage. 🥰
Vulture-honey badger griffin?
Wait, that's one half to do the killin' and one half to do the cleanin'? Ok.
Off topic but I saw a run over vulture yesterday, fuck whoever did that, those birds are awesome. I love them. I once had something dead drug into my yard by some local creature and I was trying to get myself psyched up to go deal with it but then, into my yard fly 4 vultures! When they left, no smell no mess, nothing. They are a miracle.
:) and they can metabolize anthrax that is sometimes present in some dead animals
I think they're basically describing bald eagles.
"fight God for a 1/2 a bagel". LoL
Btw, do they poop before takeoff or in-flight?
The worst griffin is probably Meg
