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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

4w ago

Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors

77 comments

This fuckin sucks lol
- There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
  
  It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
- Not what you're supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.
  
  Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!
- It looks like OP posted it because they think it's just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.

Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?
- Reddit?
- Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?
  I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.
- Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won't like what they're doing.
- That line is way too thin to be a dick, that's the taint. We're viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.

Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.
- Good idea, but I don't know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.
  
  What's stopping them now?
- I've seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that's the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.
  I'd love to hear it explained if you'd be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.
  
  They don't need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.

Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.

That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.
- Finnish bank osuuspankki logo comes close to qp outline, but it has extra shaft at the top
- undefined
  
  A q p W

Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.
- What about those of us who only shave one? It's a religious thing.
  
  Straight to hell, obviously
- With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can't use either.
- hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.
- And I’m stuck in the middle with you.

Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
- I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter
  
  Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.
  
  So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?
  
  If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.
  
  I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don't have gaps people can slide under or climb over.
  
  FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.
  Also aren't you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?

Fly's to the left, humans to the right.
- Here I am stuck in the middle with you
  
  MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!!!!

Women: tits
\ Men: biblically accurate tits
- I thought it was ass checks

Kilroy was in the women's bathroom.
- Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids

What if you shave your balls?
- Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
  
  If you're cutting yourself that much, you're definitely doing it wrong lol.

I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea...
- I took those to be nards on the left.
  
  And the freshly shorn nards on the right, how do they represent women?
- )°°(
  °|°
- Just removing the descending line would work.

Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
...
Am I seeing this right?
- C-section scars are horizontal.
  
  Not always.
  It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.
  
  I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mother butt first.

I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people "sexualizing children" would see any problem with that sign...

So some hairy ass taking a long shit on the left,
\ and a cock, & balls with nips on the right?

But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???
- Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.

Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other's genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?
- Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You're kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.
- I blame purity culture

That's some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men's eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?
- It's actually meant for flies. It's a bathroom for men and flies. They had to make the sign this way because flies can't read.

All I see is mosquitoes

In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in your pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely inside ten minutes and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.

Bathrooms for skinny penis men and women.

I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?

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