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nifty @lemmy.world

1mo ago

You dissociate?

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The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
- Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
  
  Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
- Any network I join is a wide anal network
- Maybe that's what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean... 🤔
  🎵You've got your problems,
  I've got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...
- You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
- Decentralized encrypting shitting
  
  But is it open source?
- Yours is like satellite internet.

Shoot me a bm
- Gonna need fiber for that.
  
  Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
- poot poot
  Pick up the fart phone
- Stream of subconscious

One word -
Airgap

I'll leave this here...

I'm logged in rn.
- Begin the big download
  
  I need more broadband because my upload is too big
  
  there's enough data in my bum i don't want more
  
  Err .. I don't think you want to download ..

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
- I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
- I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
  And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...
  "Ed..... Ward...?"
  
  Excuse you, the sex ghost candle is nowhere near the caliber of munition you unloaded with that last line.

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
- Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

- Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
- Ew, thanks I love it

Aka the sphincternet.

There is an air gap. You're safe.
But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
- Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light
- Not only that, but the massage is hot, stoned and Swedish

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

Reading this while on the shitter

Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet
- Until you experience sewer backup.

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.
- I’ll upvote it simply because it’s provocative

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

Move to a house with a septic tank
- Why? Butt network is life.

It's a comforting thought 😌

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