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happybadger [he/him] @hexbear.net

1mo ago

Jimmy Carter Gang, DO NOT GIVE UP. DO NOT LET OUR ENEMIES WIN. WE BECOME STRONGER IN DEATH. CARTER/BIDEN 2028.

HE WILL BE REFORGED IN THE FIRES OF HELL AND IT WILL ONLY ADD TO THE REASONS WHY HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT DONALD TRUMP.

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Year of Four Presidents means there'll be four presidents in office in 2025
Year of Four Presidents means four (current and former) presidents will die in the last 3 days of 2024

It’s his turn
- Well that's a fucking jumpscare. Someone needs to drown this old gammon fuck.
- Three presidents, three centuries of leadership. The Triumvirate is probably the next best option to cloning Meta Jimmies and eating them to gain their power.

Carter actually died to perform the spell that will lead to the year of four presidents.

IF YOU'RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE
- Team Jim or Take a Swim. That's my threat to America. He will drown every nonbeliever in 2028.
  
  Ohshit the submarine president's nautical revenge on third party voters makes me wish I didn't live amongst the coastal elite 👀

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