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1mo ago

boybortion rule

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Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.
- The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

meow🥺

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.
- what about gregnant
  
  That's reserved for Greg.

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.
- It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately
- He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.
- It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"
- He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

So that's his kink.
- That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.
  And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.
  
  Lots of people are saying it
  
  Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.
If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.
- I'm sorry its not real
  
  Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.
- This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

Lots of people say it.

Covfefe

God I wish that were me

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.
- I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).

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