In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker
(I'm a morbidly obese male)
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78 8 ReplyThis looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?
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A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.
22 0 ReplyImo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket
3 0 ReplyStacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's?
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I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.
Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?
15 1 ReplyIt looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling.
7 1 ReplyFOUND IT!
https://badspot.us/Comics.html
Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.
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Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?
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9 1 ReplyI'm over here speedrunning that recipe 😢
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Why will mine only take 5mins? );
6 0 ReplyMe a man: welp better go 60
6 1 ReplyHuh?
9 5 ReplyThe instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking
80 1 Reply...and now it's not funny anymore.
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Did somebody say endowed? 🤣
1 1 ReplyThe fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken
Edit: don't mind me I was dumb
1 1 ReplyIt's the marinade
6 0 ReplyWell apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb
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I figured it was bread crumbs
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Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.
16 17 ReplyI would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.
19 3 ReplyThe look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh
3 0 ReplyAgreed! The look on her face sells the joke
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Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?
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She got some boob pubes poking out.
11 67 ReplyAre you talking about the lacy parts of her black bra?
51 3 ReplyNo those are pubes. Sorry not sorry. The artist completely butchered that and I had the same exact thought. It looks boring like a bra showing.
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