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  • The base game was standard global war on terror apologia, but the expansion pack ends with the US finally learning to get their nose out of everyone's business after the USS Reagan is destroyed by a stolen US super weapon, and China becoming the unipolar power of the world.

  • Gamers rise up

    • And collapse from iron deficiency

      • 🎮 Introducing Hepcivital™: The Gamer's Health Buff! 🌟

        Are you crushing levels and setting high scores, but struggling to stay energized? 🕹️ Long hours indoors mean no sunlight, and that can lead to Vitamin D deficiency, anemia, and fatigue. 😴

        Enter Hepcivital™, the revolutionary supplement that supercharges your body's hepcidin production—helping you maintain optimal iron levels and energy without stepping into the sunlight. 💪

        ::: spoiler Side Effects ⚠️ Side Effects of Hepcivital™

        While Hepcivital™ is designed to keep you energized and balanced, it may cause some side effects. Please consult your doctor before use. Common Side Effects

         
                Mild nausea or upset stomach 🤢
    Temporary headaches 🤕
    Dizziness or lightheadedness 🌪️
    Changes in bowel movements (e.g., diarrhea or constipation) 🚽

        Less Common but Serious Side Effects

         
                Elevated blood iron levels, which may lead to iron overload (hemochromatosis) 🩸
    Increased risk of liver inflammation or damage 🫀
    Discolored urine or stools (black or reddish) 🚦
    Skin sensitivity, including rashes or irritation 🌡️

        Rare but Severe Side Effects

         
                Iron-Induced Toxicity: Symptoms include abdominal pain, rapid heartbeat, or confusion. Seek immediate medical attention. 🚨
    Severe Allergic Reactions: Swelling of the face, throat, or tongue, difficulty breathing, or hives. Stop use and contact a healthcare provider immediately. 🚑
    Blood Clot Formation: Unexplained swelling, pain in the limbs, or chest pain. 🛑

        :::

        Take twice daily with doritos and mountain dew or as directed by your doctor.

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