Trotsky as an "I don't tip and have an entire ideological justification prepared in advance" is chefs kiss delicious.
37 0 ReplyWhere Trotsky's food was intentionally not
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In another incident, the restaurant staff conspired to serve him undercooked food that left him bedridden for several days with a severe case of diarrhea, giving rise to the name "the trots" as a popular euphemism for said malady [citation needed].
25 0 ReplyLove that he made this a microcosm of his entire belief system, rejecting material reality to grandstand in a way that just so happens to align with whatever benefits him personally.
26 0 Replythis is anticommunist. a communist tips well enough that the staff will conspire with you to fuck the owners
24 0 ReplyDid Trotsky have a thing for the owners?
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He's right but the restaurant is not the time or place for it.
68 0 ReplyGood reminder that even when you have a point make sure you are aiming in the right direction.
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Why would he try to persuade other customers? No wonder they splashed him with soup. Evil fucker
5 0 ReplyHe also asked the cashier to scan the candy bars individually to prevent electronic interference.
40 0 ReplyThat's infetterance to you
34 0 ReplyFUCK I typed it correctly but my stupid phone autocorrected.
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I'm not gonna do any work to figure out if this is real. I think it's funny and I want it to be real.
19 0 ReplyThis makes me more anti-Trot than anything else.
33 0 ReplyGod no wonder he got the
26 0 ReplyTrotsky should have just been left on his armored train going around a loop in Siberia like it's snowpiercer
46 0 ReplyIncidentally, a snowpiercer is what called him.
45 0 Reply19 0 ReplyNice!
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Snowtrotter
21 0 ReplyWe may not have gotten a snowpiercer, but an ice piercer isn't too far off.
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This is one of those things you read and you just kinda roll your eyes and go "yep, that seems like something he would do."
29 0 Replyas someone who worked for tips for 5 years, fuck that stiff
18 0 ReplyGod, he was such an asshole.
37 0 Replyyou're not wrong leon, you're just an asshole
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Trotsky, in many ways, had it coming
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