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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them] @hexbear.net 13 hr. ago

The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more.

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Allah please I am begging you
How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment

Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex
: There is a deafening silence here.

: Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

: It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.

: You should run.
- I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least
- Do I get access to cutlery?
  
  Or a suicide vest?
- I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream
  
  Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away
- He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.
  
  Is this a bit?
  
  He just wants to make America consume worms again. He wants to ban non-worms from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking worm-eating seriously.
Nightmare blunt rotation
So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there
- They have airport McDonald's
- It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty
  
  I disagree, cold mcdonalds fries and nuggies are the best
  
  This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.
They all look like they're dying from different diseases
Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know
You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?

Yes, I am fashion shaming.
- In his defense, those are the fanciest shoes I've ever seen a worm wear.
- I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money
  
  That's RKFJR? why is his skin uh???
This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.
- I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn
  
  The way they're staring
RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull
RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp
- he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' get fed
E. coli JDPON please do something funny
I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising
Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.
extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation
is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather
- He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire
- Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.
- You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides
- He’s Hulk Hoganing
- That’s RFK’s signature look— the skin of a hot dog and the silken hair of a Chinese man
Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence
- See they're common people, like us
It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison
The Republic of McDonalds
I'm pretty sure this is a hostage situation
I hope they all get E. coli.
This is their version of the shawarma scene
The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the ~~design of the McDonnell Douglas DC-8~~ eating for McDonald's on private jet planes.
Mayo Airlines
yay macdonnals!

do I see a fish delight?
Lotta Champagne leftists ITT(vegans excluded)
- ...?
The First Lady looks super fat in this pic

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