hard to argue with

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
- I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Beautiful!
hard to argue with
- I'm hard, argue with me
Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
Eh, that's more akin to hacking God's messy creation that anything else.
- What god may call a bug, we call a feature.

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.
Hi-no-kids-five!
- How I do love that sweet, sweet expendable income.
Reminder that you don't have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.
- In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).
  Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don't have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I'd actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.
- Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you've written and checking for errors.
Do you have a certificate saying that?
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren't a failure if you don't become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
I don't think "valid" is a proper word for someone's life. You don't have to be validated by anyone, you don't own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you're also still valid.
In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn't. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I'd say, go ahead.

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.
- Amen

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
- But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
- And yet it's the children who yearn for the mines.
Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!
- Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
- Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
- I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It's a cycle of violence
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
OK
No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east
- I was talking about romanian men, not american ones
- Fuck off with the baiting.

I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.
- I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
- ... menstaurant.
  Of note, this is a different kind of business from a menstruant.
- If it's good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately

FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

I'd remove the religious implications and say "it's always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group"
- I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.
It's always the religious who ruin everything ever.

What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up

It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.
- Female presenting profile pic, we don't actually know anything about the human who typed it
- If you look her up you will see that this is one of her more tame takes unfortunately. At least this is not about her views on women’s place in marriage or the rights a husband supposedly has to their wives body, regardless of consent. I can’t help but feel a little sad for her though. From her recounting of her life it sounds like she married a man she didn’t love because that’s what she was supposed to do. After over a decade of miserable marriage she broke and saw it as her duty to be servile in all things to a man she was never really attracted to and convinced herself that happiness is to live that submissive life in deference to a man in all things. If it was the story of someone who got out and found a life outside those oppressive beliefs it would be a cautionary tale, but she sees it as the recipe for a good biblical life.
- No, it makes it zero disgusting. It's a person making a passionate calling. She simply calls for others to follow their steps, she's a woman and a mother, and believes everything she says, and is probably happy and fulfilled and is wishing that to others.
  You seem to be triggered af by literally everything and can't see when someone's heart is in the right place regardless of whether you agree with them or not.
  Maybe that snowflake term your older generation used was correct. Cuz, frankly, you guys act like a bunch of rebellious teenagers. Kinda cringe.
  Oh, I'm an atheist, feminist, child-free, I don't have a tweeter, and where I live abortions are legal. And you're cringe even to me.

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?

This is your logic, woman!

I mean, unironically... from an evolutionary pov, yeah kind of. I don't know specifics about how hands evolved, but knuckles seem to be shaped a certain way for reasons. I imagine big, boney knuckles was a trait that got successfully passed down due to its usefulness.
I am not an evolutionary biologist, so I could be wrong. Evolution is weird and counterintuitive sometimes.
- Hands are fragile, they were created to hold tools. Like a stone. Stones are for hitting, not your poor fragile hands.
  If you use a stone, you can still play the piano or paint your favorite landscape afterwards.
- Kicking is our natural unarmed attack. Still a last resort compared to throwing rocks or whacking with sticks though. We evolved from ancestors who already used tools to defend themselves.
- If you look at how Gorillas kind of walk around on their fists, it definitely makes sense that there's some evolutionary benefit to the knuckle shape. It doesn't have to be related to hitting things either. It's easiest to support yourself with a straight wrist, like if you're holding a branch, vs putting your palm flat is a lot more stress on your wrist.
- Drag has fingers that are just the right size to shove up a huge cloaca. Does this mean drag was created for the purpose of giving handjobs to dragons? Yes, yes it does. And drag is happy with drag's purpose.

"God created you..."

Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

Serious question.
Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That's normal::: spoiler spoiler
- I think they're advocating that women can choose for themselves what kind of person to be, and the fact their bodies are capable of gestating new humans doesn't obligate them to do so.
  It's sort of like how the fact a man's body may be capable of entertaining others by dressing their penis up in a tiny coat and hat doesn't mean we should bully an entire gender into making that the purpose of their existence, nor does it mean we're advocating for a world without sharp dressed dicks.
  Let people live their lives based on who they are, not the abilities of their genitals.
- What exactly did they say that made you draw this conclusion? I'm so curious
- Just FYI, my wife has two masters degrees and still was able to get pregnant, give birth and help raise a child with me afterward. So apparently it is possible for women to have advanced university degrees and have kids.
  Incidentally, my mother also has two masters degrees, so apparently that was also possible in the 1970s without the population crashing.

Conservatives are weirdos.

agreed, some progressists as well though

Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!

That's actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.
- They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that's harder tho
- I think you'll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don't enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.

Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it

I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.
- I'm pretty sure there's a Netflix doc about two of those guys.
you would be shocked at how many women unironically believe that men are perpetually horny and that that is the source of most if not all of society's ills

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism --- we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming
- We evolved to enslave cows and chickens! It’S ScIEnCE!!!
- They aren't even sharp lol

If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don't think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

Roll over and die, no other purpose
- Conservative cope atm is arguing that menopause exists to aid child rearing, aka "the grandmother hypothesis"

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
- Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
  Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!

No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?

Wait, so does this God create everyone or do women create everyone?

Is god womban?

lmao god didnt give me shit

estrogen my beloved

women. fellow human beings, if anything are meant to be equals and partners in the life experience. expecting subservience is an insult

Then come be a bitch boy too. We're all getting railed by capitalism here.

So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

Did you censor sphincter?
- And dick?
- Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

What could be more important? Like infinity amount of things. Humans aren't all that important in fact.

Look at your bodies, women! You eat and breathe from the same hole, so food getting stuck there kills you. Your reproductive and waste areas and directly next to each other, which leads to unnecessary infection. You lack the ability to biosynthesize various necessary vitamins, so rely on internal bacteria to produce them for you, risking deadly infection. Your eyes have a blind spot and are not optimized for seeing through air nor through water. A loving and intelligent god would not design you this way. Please understand that your unnecessarily complicated feet are not a sign that you are “intended” for anything, let alone patriarchy.

TBF the first person didn't say anything about severing men

The message of a woman's greatest purpose in life is for reproduction is from men. The women who repeat this message are the ones who are conditioned to also think this way. It's a tool to manipulate women into becoming the "submissive housewife" so many men fantasize about.
- Submissive housewife is just property in the eye of the husband. "My property, I do whatever I want with it", which also sounds eerily like slave ownership. It's dehumanizing and women might often not be aware of that.
- That's bullshit. One can brainwash women that their purpose is reproduction out of all kind of motivations. For example, some elderly will tell that lie to keep the young at bay while they don't necessarily believe it themselves. Another example, some religious people will say the same thing. Because they are stupid.
- To be fair, women with breasts, ovaries, and uteri are perfectly capable of being impregnated by a submissive pre-hrt trans girl. Perhaps cis women were created by Prometheus for the purpose of breeding submissive transbians
Not in this post, true, but in pretty much all her other ones.

Men look at their bodies and choose to only think with their dick

I should know, I'm a man

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!