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gedaliyah @lemmy.world

5mo ago

New app allows you to track the number of fucks you have given over time

github.com GitHub - Crazy-Marvin/FucksGiven: Count How Many Fucks You Give 🖕

Count How Many Fucks You Give 🖕. Contribute to Crazy-Marvin/FucksGiven development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub - Crazy-Marvin/FucksGiven: Count How Many Fucks You Give 🖕

Fucks Given lets you keep track of the things that made you care. Whenever something happens that you needlessly concern yourself with, jot it down with a tap. The app creates a chart of how many fucks you’ve given, so you can work to give none.

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It seems to me, that stopping my day to write down that some guy was rude for 3 seconds seems like I give an immense amount of fucks
- If it was enough for you to write down then it’s enough to work on not giving a fuck about
  
  Yeah, I guess that's the point: if you see a pattern of giving a fuck about something minor, it can become easier to work on not giving a fuck about it. Sometimes not giving a fuck can take fucks.
- It's not about noting down that something happened, it's about noting down that you cared about that thing happening. You don't note things down you don't care about.
  
  So it s a journal of you actually giving a fuck about things? Why? Isn’t the point to not give any fucks?

I've given so few fucks, the app refuses to install.

It could just be a note taking app and nothing would change.
- So you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?
  Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!
- could be literally any app I never open

The existence of a Fucks Given app implies the existence of a Fucks Taken app.
- The law of conservation of fucks: a fuck given means a fuck taken since fucks cannot be created nor destroyed. Basic fuck physics.
  
  An unstoppable fuck colliding with an unmovable fuck.

A classic!
- Mine isn't just barren. I've tilled it with salt.
  
  No fucking roots shall hold.

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straight out of the "silicon valley" timeline, I can practically see Jian-Yang pitching it

Enough of a fuck was given to make a whole app
- The true "no fucks given" app is the one that only existed as a thought for half a second before being shrugged back off into the void.

This app is not for me because

Reminds me of Tom Scott's Emojli
- He was so distressed by its unforeseen success.

If you are the creator, the dark mode is kind of not pleasing, have white text fields.
- They probably don't give a fuck. As the app shows. Lol.

And here is the official theme music of the app: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
- Pretty sure it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

Wow someone have enouth fuck about the fuck I gove. To write an app to monitor it.
Pity I dont give enouth fucks to install it.

Jokes on them, haven't given a single one!

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