Listen, I don't think this happens but...
Listen, I don't think this happens but...
It's the funniest possible sequence of events, and no one wouldve seen it coming
What does that even look like for the culture of the US lol
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KHive dems have got him spooked and he's scared of being labelled a "weird fat loser" so he takes his ball and goes home
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we all talk about "funniest outcome" constantly, but none of you managed to lathe "big wet boy scared of xanned-out copmala due to her posting power" into existence, did you?
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We've been running a toy lathe this whole time
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yeah honestly the 'he needs to be president to avoid prosecution/bankruptcy' just rings hollow at this point
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I actually think that a lot of the charges would just be quietly dropped if he quit the race and agreed never to run for office again.
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"By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great."
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Donald Trump
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Obviously despite being really funny he's a grotesque piece of shit, but there is some genuine pathos there lmao
He's the dog that caught the car and then got locked in the car for the rest of his life driving around to rallies in Jughoot County Oklahoma and Budweiser Falls Missouri having to pander to hogs about how big their trucks are and how beautiful their boats are. If he lived like 2800 years ago in Greece, Homer would have written a tragedy about him
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It looks like a big old sigh of relief followed by unlimited brunch in the first world
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brunchlimited genocide on the first world
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- : "It's not the same without Joe there."
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It's always the funniest outcome somehow. At the beginning of the year, them both dying seemed infinitely more likely to me than both dropping out. Trump probably would love to if not for the brand and ego. Would need a hell of an excuse to drop out, while sustaining less damage to either than losing to Kamala.
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Would be funnier if he just did a big sulky pout and went "You know what? Fuck you" before storming off stage and flying away in his helicopter
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and crashing into the side of a mountain while the cameras are still on
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Oh shit he has a campaign stop in northern Iran next week
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Never get in a helicopter
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What does that even look like for the culture of the US
the world has not yet witnessed brunches like the ones that are about to be had
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If there ever was a time for it this would be it. Catch me out there mimosa in hand
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Trump’s life flashed before his eyes and he decided to live out his true dream of becoming a….
Someone help me out here.
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He really just wants to be a famous talkshow host. I'm pretty sure that's all he's ever wanted. He wants the biggest show on TV, a platform to ramble about politics and Phantom of the Opera, and a place where he can make famous people show up and listen to him do those things while they tell him what an honor it is.
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full-time grifter (I mean without the president stuff)
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Talkshow host!
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Trump becomes a shell of a man from the shooting and refuses to show up to anymore events before dropping out
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HE'S A DICKTATER IT'S THE END OF DEMOCRACY
I think I'll retire
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Me: I've spoken with the crew, we've voted, and we've all agreed that we'd like to eat something on this vessel other than these penis shaped potatoes.
Captain: No, this is a dictatorship.
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Imagining the pure chaos as his followers panic. A wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Deep Q sects would decide that the real Donald died after the assassination attempt, either from his wounds or he got got at the hospital, and that he was replaced with a deep state plant through plastic surgery. Even deeper Q sects would decide that he survived getting got and had plastic surgery to look like random dude who keeps showing up at Q meetups to fuck lonely boomer women.
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Speaking anecdotally, the more "normie" Trump voters out there I know all seem a bit bored and demoralized. Trumps schtick doesn't feel fresh anymore, that's part of the reason the "weird" thing is working so well. While they'd never admit it, most of the solidly middle and upper middle class ones have been doing pretty good under the Dems, their Roth IRAs have been doing bank. Biden wasn't the Judeo-Marxist dystopia they all imagined and pretending it is has gotten more and more exhausting for them.
I think a lot of them are quietly hoping he loses so they can slowly de-radicalize themselves, go back to whatever the conservative version of brunch is an be able to deny ever being a Trump fan at the next thanksgiving.
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This would make it the second most successful political assassination attempt of recent times. And it would spark the left into a very serious debate about whether the situation with assassinations has changed.
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people should set off fireworks near his rallies.
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no one wouldve seen it coming
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Now that's a man who knows a little something about quitting.
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I want to have a Steven Colbert emoji to scream 'MOOOOCH' right now
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One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff
- the post nut clarity after edging for 8 years
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I imagine he'll become president, immediately step down because he failed to ascend to lichdom with his brain intact and then it's President Couchussy time
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I need an interview where Mooch and Blagojavich interview each other
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Now I want to see a Vance vs Harris debate
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I think would be funnier if he have s heart attack and could not speak after that anymore.
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