I really love the way Wikipedia writers try to make descriptions of anything sound super official and scientific.

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Hawk Tuah Girl - Wikipedia

gained notability for a catchphrase, "hawk tuah", an apparent onomatopoeia for expectoration on a man during oral sex.

replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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- That's honestly one of my favourite jokes on Wikipedia.
this is just cop talk, lmao
- A wikipedia-involved equivocating.
Most wikipedians are the embodiment of a nerd emoji 🤓
Expectoration? Ain't that a spell from Harry Potter?
Nerds will fight over this.
I fucking hate this shit so much, this meme has actually been really disgusting to me
If anyone spits on my dick I'm getting up and leaving, that shit is super gross idc
- If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.
  
  Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics
  
  "Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.
  
  it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath
  
  Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that
- Based

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