Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world Posts 93Comments 941Joined 2 mo. ago
Is that called being a "vocel?"
Article that doesn't require an email address:
https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/5224229-trump-makes-history-by-pardoning-a-corporation/
By the way, guess which company is involved with Melania Coin.
What are the chances a penguin bit him as he was trying to harass it, and this is the resultant tantrum?
One funny aspect is that it doesn't affect the penguins. Not just because they're penguins and would only blink, squawk, and flutter their wings if one tried to tax them, but more importantly, because we have zero trade with them.
"Sir, we're seeing no revenue from the penguin tarrif!"
"What's the current rate?"
"It's already at 250 percent!"
"Very well, then. Raise it to 25,000%. We'll teach those penguins a lesson in math they'll never forget!"
This actually makes slightly more sense, because we might actually send things to Mars.
Phrases Newly Banned At USDA Include ‘Safe Drinking Water’ and ‘Climate Change,’ Leaked Memo Reveals
"The USDA's speech regarding its employees, policies and agenda must be free. So stop harassing and slandering them."
I'm just guessing here.
I have this one for sale:
It's not great for the regular 9-to-5, but it's pretty handy for after-hours stuff.
It is hard to have a "better or worse" conversation" about something subjective, like an element of art.
For what it's worth, I like that version a lot more than the Travis or Ford ones. Thanks for sharing it.
We may not agree on everything, but I support you. Let us seize the means of production together first. Afterward, we can sort out the details of our views on moderate conservatism.
"Wow"
Please stop
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Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.
Very Respectfully,
Tooth
(Sent from my Hitachi personal massager)
As a moderate conservative, I would like to see the end of private land ownership in a stateless, moneyless society.
Me, sitting in my padded office chair in an air-conditioned room when management tells us we'll be a little short staffed this week:
What's a better version?
This is the best version I've heard. Thanks!
Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?
Can confirm. Our corgis are significantly more dangerous than I am. Doubly, so if they think you might try to clip their nails.
