IMO this is a reminder that things look kind of grim at the federal level atm, but that doesn't have to mean giving up, especially locally. I'm sure that $2M isn't much to the company, but it's still something.
They are, the joke is that the guy is trying to weasel his way into heaven by claiming that the shitty things he did on earth were a net good via bad leaps of logic. St. Peter knows the guy is full of shit, but lets him think he's getting into heaven for a bit.
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Someone really needs to make a !cummypasta community for these. I tried posting one for Thanksgiving in !copypasta@sh.itjust.works and it was not well received
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Patty was apparently the oldest child in the early days of Peanuts, as shown by one strip which revealed that she attends school but Charlie Brown does not.
IMO this is a reminder that things look kind of grim at the federal level atm, but that doesn't have to mean giving up, especially locally. I'm sure that $2M isn't much to the company, but it's still something.