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WrongFacts [comrade/them, it/its] @ WrongFacts @hexbear.net
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FACT: There isn't a skeleton living inside you, that's just gas

chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

Fact: Marios real name is Barry hes not even Italian

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FACT: Joe Biden is an amoeba dressed as a man

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FACT: Bleach is safe to drink, but only if you're a CEO

  • After. Eggman is hoping his new wife remains pissless

  • True fact: Stalin once summoned a demon and the demon asked what he wanted and Stalin was like "yo if I die can you haunt the internet by pretending to be thousands on communists?"

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    TRUE FACT!!!: These two are happily married

    politics @hexbear.net

    TRUE FACT!!!: In communist China, Xi eats any food you cook for yourself.

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    TRUE FACT!!!: Under communism, Stalins ghost will rise from the grave and make sure you are sharing your toothbrush

    politics @hexbear.net

    Communism is when you don't own anything

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    TRUE 100% VERIFIED FACT: Gorbachev used to call his outfit his garb-achev

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    VERIFIED TRUE FACT: Lula was originally going to be the the third Teletubby but that asshole Laalaa stole his audition

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    FACT: Everyone on Hexbear suffers from an extreme case of doodoo ass

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    ATTENTION USERS: Hexbear is no longer a communist website. We have decided to become a furry fandom blog

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    FACT: Biden once stabbed himself 55 times just to prove he could

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    FACT: Boys-only high schools were originally going to be called guy schools.

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    FACT: The average US American eats over 20 kilos of bug paste a day but forgets it because they are werelizards

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    FACT: Big Pharma created a cure for liberalism but it costs 5 million USD

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    TRUE FACT: President Xi has a screaming penis

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    100% VERIFIED TRUE FACT: Joe Biden wins pickle eating contest. Becomes Pickle Joe

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    BREAKING: Elon Musk died 3 weeks ago