Want to hear a dirty joke?

I horse fell in the mud.

Want to hear a clean joke?

A horse had a bath.

Went cold turkey for smoking about 15 years ago. I still get a crazy urge to smoke if i walk past a smoking pad or a designated smoking area. It only lasts for about 10 seconds but its not enough for me to take it back up.

I am currently doing this right now, pharma code team gave me a whole program and now i need to find out how everything works...

I was an electrician for 14 years and now im a software developer. I get so many people asking me to do small things around their house for electrical and while im there they ask, "he can you look at my phone/computer, its not running like it used to". I will look at it and see if its an easy fix but sometimes i need to say no i dont do that

Path of exile 2

We did an investigation on ourselves and found no wrong doing.