i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost
thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm
commnt w/ yur favrit shrak emoj 2 selbrat shrekstr
:shrek-mike: .
wat r u duin 2dai?? letss tlk
wtch theroy librls
i bai lemmygrad.net bcz et wuz 4 sail (i luv 2 bai thngz)
wut iz yur favort thng abt shrk &/ore combunsism? commnt n th comm ts
itz mai ogregen stori: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
also the main force behind the Chapo book
speaking from personal experience, doing all of the work and none of the credit gets old FAST.
hope they can still hang as pals at least
is anyone surprised virgil got tired of this shit lolol
thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking
He's more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.
Edit: fuck
I have been making shrek memes instead of working.
my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.
Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.
also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net
Edit: time to nut up
Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL
Edit 2: texts with Dave are live
edit 3: final message to Dave
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