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What you stupid Tankies don't realize is that revolution would mean Americans being harmed!
  • Don't worry buddy. I don't have the power to turn people into meat, otherwise there'd be a lot more meat.

  • What you stupid Tankies don't realize is that revolution would mean Americans being harmed!
  • This idea that desiring the downfall of the US is relegated to "Westerners" is so revealing of their Hitlerite chauvinism. They genuinely believe their own bullshit.

  • What you stupid Tankies don't realize is that revolution would mean Americans being harmed!
  • After this last year, I need Americans to understand that I would support their destruction even if revolution wasn't the prospect on the other side. If the genocide in Gaza wasn't a red line for you, I hope your entire family is turned into meat.

  • What you stupid Tankies don't realize is that revolution would mean Americans being harmed!
  • Americans are genuinely shocked to learn that most people around the world don't find the proposition of throwing babies into incinerators for eternity so that the most comfortable people in history can maintain their comfort very persuasive.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • Lmao I'm really glad our enemies are so stupid.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • I don't know, but you're in charge of propaganda posters now.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • I have a hypothesis that people react differently to the cold calculus of Politically Necessary Genocide when it's their loved ones who are being offered up for sacrifice. But I suppose we'll see.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • I don't have an answer right now, but I promise that if I ever approach a position of power, I will have a fully-detailed policy paper on the American Question.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • I didn't have my Hitler Particle Detector handy.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math
  • The last time I suggested that getting rid of Americans would be a net good, people got really mad for some reason.

  • [SATIRE][PARODY] Let's do a little bit of harm reduction math

    An argument that RadLibs have been making lately is that there's no universe in which a pro-Palestinian candidate gets in reach of the presidency, so you're obligated to support the least-bad option. So true!

    Now let's do a little extrapolation.

    Anyone who's glanced at even a single page of climate science knows that there is no universe in which the American people and a stable, sustainable global ecosystem coexist. Given this unfortunate but unavoidable reality, it is everyone's duty to support the Harm Reduction of exterminating 330 million Americans.

    Since the odds of humanity going extinct in the next century are approaching 100%, there is no scenario in which zero people die to climate catastrophe.

    Given that people are obligated to vote for the candidate who would ensure that 99.9% of Gazans are killed instead of 100%, it is equally true that you must throw all your weight behind the scenario that ensures only 330 million deaths instead of of 8 billion.

    If you oppose this Politically Unavoidable Genocide, you are simply a privileged purity Leftist who doesn't care about Harm Reduction!

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    90%, of labor driving the world economy are carried out by workers in the global South. Any political theory that neglects to center these workers as key agents of revolutionary change is misguided.
  • Not key agents, the only agents. There is no revolutionary potential in the Global North until the system of global parasitism ends.

  • Americans will tell you with a straight face that they have to perpetuate the Fourth Reich to help mitigate the damage of the Fourth Reich
  • I agree. There is no option to reduce harm. Just don't lie to yourself and everyone else about how your expression of self-interest is actually about helping everyone else.

  • Americans will tell you with a straight face that they have to perpetuate the Fourth Reich to help mitigate the damage of the Fourth Reich
  • "We need Harris in office so that it's easier to organize to help Palestinians!"

    The degree of narcissism that it takes to say this self-serving bullshit while a genocide is unfolding exclusively because your precious nation exists...

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    (CW: cishet dating, males) Brother, this shit sucks.
  • It's so funny how Leftists pull out "That contradicts my experience and therefore you are wrong and lying" when men start talking about dating. Instant bootstraps deployal.

  • The Lesser Evil
  • The US is the Fourth Reich and the two flavors of politics are Nazi and Nazi in Flower Headband.

  • Y'all been watching Smartypants on dropout?
  • Good shit. Makes me wonder if Paul F Tomkins just automatically shows up when you make a show with that aesthetic.

  • ITT we share how we remember how to spell bourgeoisie
  • I just remember the incorrect phonetics

    bour gee oy zee

  • LA CPAP help

    So I hate airports. I got overwhelmed and didn't pack my CPAP for a vacation. Does anyone know of anywhere around LA that I can go to to rent one? I can get one shipped overnight, but I'm trying to avoid paying $90 for that if possible.

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    An under-examined cause of inflation: unconditional returns

    It turns out that accommodating spoiled aristocrats who order shit they don't need from halfway across the Earth on a whim has a cost, and let me tell you: that cost isn't coming out of the executives' salaries!

    Every time you return something, you are adding data to a spreadsheet that returns the value of "fuck you."

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    Israel is Cop Nation
    • Given billions by the US to occupy stolen land and increase arms manufacturer profits
    • Cartoonishly heavily armed
    • Convinced everyone on Earth is out to get them
    • Cowards who can't do anything without calling for overwhelming firepower
    • White supremacists
    • American news unconditionally carries their water
    • Kill children all the time
    • Beloved by Germans

    Entire nation of cops

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    Europeans are world champion anti-semites

    I've been making my way through The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine, and I've never struggled to finish a book this much. Just unbelievably harrowing.

    I had a realization that's really stuck with me. Zionism is explicitly a response to European anti-semitism. No one has committed more pogroms than Europeans. Almost all of Europe gleefully participated in the Holocaust.

    And yet to the average Westoid, Arabs are a uniquely anti-Semitic people because of the extremely mildly violent response some have had to ethnic cleansing. Palestinians manage to kill a single Israeli with a rocket every decade or two and it's "my god, these barbaric people have nothing in them but hate for the Jews." Europeans commit the GREATEST GENOCIDE IN HISTORY and yet they get to remain wholesome civilized people whomst have never harmed a Jew. Far-Right parties are sweeping into power all across Europe, but noooooo that doesn't say anything about our glorious Western Civilization.

    Maybe if Arabs sweep the globe and rule with an iron fist for a few millennia they can catch up to the Jewish death toll inflicted by Europeans.

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    "I have bought a lot of real estate cause I believe we gotta get our money straight. Girl get your money straight." - bell hooks

    "hooks said that she suffered from patriarchy as a landlord b/c the men she employed to work her properties didn't show her the proper respect sometimes"

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    It makes so much sense that every Nazi has Gifted Kid Peaked in High School Syndrome

    CW: Nazi

    There are hundreds of QTs from Nazis talking about how they were the smartest kids ever but the damn (((education system))) hampered them, and anyone who doesn't believe that they're hyper geniuses is simply a seething lib.

    You're supposed to get over the "I was a gifted kid" stuff by the time you're 20.

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    Me a few years ago: the middle class doesn't exist. All that matters is your relation to the means of production

    Me after working retail: I can tell if you own a house by the way you speak. We are members of different species.

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    The replies to this illustrate that most American Leftists are straight up Hitlerites

    There is no number of foreigners that is unacceptable to sacrifice for a middle class livelihood. Anti-cop because they can imagine a scenario where a cop inconveniences them. These principles don't apply to the Waffen SS because they can't imagine a soldier personally inconveniencing them and, of course, foreigners aren't really humans.

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    Dozens and dozens of Americans praise the system of prison slavery.

    The United States is the most Fascist nation to ever exist, with a greater portion of Fascists in the population than the Third Reich.

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