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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] @ FnordPrefect @hexbear.net
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  • but flipped

    • Genocide Joe worked for the "Greater Good"

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  • If nothing else, I do appreciate that all of Biden's accomplishments are smeared over a roll of toilet paper like the shit they are. Guessing the rest of the roll is just GENOCIDE in really big letters?

    • whats your favorite dinosaur

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  • (T)ankylosaurus

    • The sun is killing off SpaceX's Starlink satellites

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  • Two scoops of razin', Elon

    • Hecklers ejected from Dublin event as Bernie Sanders refuses to call Israel’s actions genocide

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  • "but some people want to argue about a word which the United Nations is now working to define.”

    "...and I don't want to use that word until we can abuse the US's power over the U.N. so that it doesn't include openly declaring your intent to destroy a people and their civilization while doing so, but rather focuses on the evils of providing vocational training like those bastards in China!"

    • Hey beanis besties, give me ideas for making bad quality t-shirts and fool the libs into buying 'em

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    • Good

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  • To quote the poet, "Bye you lizard scum!"

    Though of course the whole planet will be lizard weather at that point, so hmm...

    • This is crazy lmao

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    • BlackRock is Suing UnitedHealth for Giving “Too Much Care” to Patients After the CEO was Murdered

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  • Damn, Luigi really needed a Blue shell instead of three green ones...

    • Duck Dynasty father Phil Robertson dies at age 79

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    • Trump says he wants 'names and countries' of all international students at Harvard

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  • "And their cum! We really want that cum! Elon's gonna start an elite genius bloodboy farm for Peter (Thiel) or something"

    • Matty being Matty.

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  • Ok, so we have the latest polling in...it seems everyone hates that we 'don't actually stand for anything' and 'are soulless robots contorting ourselves to polling data'. So make sure to incorporate that insight into your public personas going forward!

    • Loneliness epidemic? Don't worry, us Silicon Valley types have already "solved" that...

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  • Not even

    ...

    What's the emoji for "Oh my god, he paid to tell me it"? Maybe

    ? Or perhaps
    ?

    • (cw: suicide, abuse) ChatGPT drove my friends wife into psychosis, tore family apart... now I'm seeing hundreds of people participating in the same activity.

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  • My Hyperdimensional Recursive Codex of Quantum just revealed to me that AI is just like Ea! (but flipped to hide it from the undeserving of course), the Mesopotamian god of language and ritual. Just like Neal Stephenson predicted in Snowcrash

    • Starship Troopers

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  • I wouldn't be here if I didn't see the possibility of a different future emerging in this very moment

    That different future? The same future we've been peddling since '08! Which, admittedly, is the same future as '92...aaand '80...though we were technically them at that point

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  • Bloody hell, it's just a committee trying to cash in on legally distinct "you might be a redneck"

    ...jokes

    • what's the funniest thing to print in the cum font?

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  • Summa Cum Laude

    but only if it's actually on a diploma and best if it's the only part in that font

    • Ukraine Faces A Growing Risk of Outright Military Collapse If No Deal Struck

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    • The adverts-as-a-movie will continue until the sales improve

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  • I really hope it's just three and a half hours of a mole popping out of a hole, thinking 'maybe this time I won't get whacked with a mallet' and then getting whacked with a mallet. Maybe audiences still paying for this shit could learn something

    • :Sussy-Amongus:

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  • If nothing else, I now know what emoji I'm spamming when Biden kicks it from prostate cancer