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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] @ FnordPrefect @hexbear.net
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  • If nothing else, I do appreciate that all of Biden's accomplishments are smeared over a roll of toilet paper like the shit they are. Guessing the rest of the roll is just GENOCIDE in really big letters?

  • "but some people want to argue about a word which the United Nations is now working to define.”

    "...and I don't want to use that word until we can abuse the US's power over the U.N. so that it doesn't include openly declaring your intent to destroy a people and their civilization while doing so, but rather focuses on the evils of providing vocational training like those bastards in China!"

  • Good

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  • To quote the poet, "Bye you lizard scum!"

    Though of course the whole planet will be lizard weather at that point, so hmm...

  • "And their cum! We really want that cum! Elon's gonna start an elite genius bloodboy farm for Peter (Thiel) or something"

  • Ok, so we have the latest polling in...it seems everyone hates that we 'don't actually stand for anything' and 'are soulless robots contorting ourselves to polling data'. So make sure to incorporate that insight into your public personas going forward!

  • Not even

    ...

    What's the emoji for "Oh my god, he paid to tell me it"? Maybe

    ? Or perhaps
    ?

  • My Hyperdimensional Recursive Codex of Quantum just revealed to me that AI is just like Ea! (but flipped to hide it from the undeserving of course), the Mesopotamian god of language and ritual. Just like Neal Stephenson predicted in Snowcrash

  • I wouldn't be here if I didn't see the possibility of a different future emerging in this very moment

    That different future? The same future we've been peddling since '08! Which, admittedly, is the same future as '92...aaand '80...though we were technically them at that point

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  • Bloody hell, it's just a committee trying to cash in on legally distinct "you might be a redneck"

    ...jokes

  • Summa Cum Laude

    but only if it's actually on a diploma and best if it's the only part in that font

  • I really hope it's just three and a half hours of a mole popping out of a hole, thinking 'maybe this time I won't get whacked with a mallet' and then getting whacked with a mallet. Maybe audiences still paying for this shit could learn something

  • If nothing else, I now know what emoji I'm spamming when Biden kicks it from prostate cancer