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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] @ FnordPrefect @hexbear.net
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  • đŸŽ¶Ain't my fault that the vomit is profuse
    \ Yeah, my mixer is chartreuse
    \ Gotta blame it on Shrek-juice, baby!đŸŽ¶

  • Getting some strong

    vibes coming off Trump these days

  • We need to add an asterisk to the Sartre quote:

    Never believe that [right-wingers] are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words*.

    With the exception of 'pedophile'. For some reason they take that one REAL seriously

  • "From the effect on other employees to the reduction in claim denials and stock price, it is clear that Luigi's acts were terrorism!

    ...ack, damn Patriot Act mandated auto-correct...

    Terrific! Luigi's acts were terrific!"

  • Ugh, he's altogether too close to unironically recreating the "pussies, assholes, and dicks" scene from Team America. Which I guess, from a certain perspective, is fitting

  • Oh shit! Who let Chuck Schumer have the lathe?!

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  • You will eat bugs❌
    \ you will live in a pod ❌
    \ you will own nothing✔

    That is the future they have for you.

    Well, hey, one outta three ain't bad!

  • Well, obviously those numbers are wrong! We signed, (well a lot of countries did anyway), an ACCORD

  • The Holodomor (

    hear me out). He doesn't do anything in particular but all the deaths for the rest of the round get attributed to him anyway

  • đŸŽ¶My son turned 4 just the other day
    \ He said thanks for the bot, dad. Now go awayđŸŽ¶

  • YES, Ketamine or 'Special K' is a common cure for depression (and it's not approved by the FDA so you know it's good)! People using this treatment frequently refer to their "K-hole": for optimal results it is vital to dose sufficiently regularly and in large enough quantities to fill one's "K-hole".

  • And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water cum to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

  • RFK's

    : "The early bird may get the worm. But the Nurgle-y worm gets ALL the birds! Evil maniacal laughter*"

  • If nothing else, I do appreciate that all of Biden's accomplishments are smeared over a roll of toilet paper like the shit they are. Guessing the rest of the roll is just GENOCIDE in really big letters?