"From Socrates, 'I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.' to Yoda, 'You must unlearn what you have learned!' We at OSU are proud to embrace the greatest wisdom of the ancients as we develop our policy regarding AI as we advance into the AI-ge."

BAT MAN!

_{I mean}

MAR KET

🎶Ain't my fault that the vomit is profuse
\ Yeah, my mixer is chartreuse
\ Gotta blame it on Shrek-juice, baby!🎶

The world's first Mustn'tache

Getting some strong

We need to add an asterisk to the Sartre quote:

Never believe that [right-wingers] are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words*.

With the exception of 'pedophile'. For some reason they take that one REAL seriously

Oh shit! Who let Chuck Schumer have the lathe?!

Live video of the Vicks boardroom brainstorm

Except, y'know, they just ran with it

You will eat bugs❌
\ you will live in a pod ❌
\ you will own nothing✔

That is the future they have for you.

Well, hey, one outta three ain't bad!

Well, obviously those numbers are wrong! We signed, (well a lot of countries did anyway), an ACCORD

The Holodomor (

🎶My son turned 4 just the other day
\ He said thanks for the bot, dad. Now go away🎶

YES, Ketamine or 'Special K' is a common cure for depression (and it's not approved by the FDA so you know it's good)! People using this treatment frequently refer to their "K-hole": for optimal results it is vital to dose sufficiently regularly and in large enough quantities to fill one's "K-hole".

And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water cum to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

RFK's