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Hexbear protip: Be normal
  • I consider myself extremly normal but I have never been photographed in front of nazi flags, so I think I'm gong to try it to get even more normaler.

  • Hexbear protip: Be normal

    If you're having trouble being normal try starting a band. Starting a band is very cool and normal. If you are still struggling - have your band take a bunch of photos in front of nazi flags. This will signal to everyone how normal you are.

    !brace-cowboy !deep-infiltration

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    AITA: Prison Aboltion
  • As a cop-american I'm willing to give you all a c-word pass if you DM me. I'm cool like that.

  • AITA: Prison Aboltion
  • welcome to hexbear comrade

  • AITA: Prison Aboltion

    My partner is angry that I spent several years after Bernie lost shitting on prison abolition for no discernible reason (pleasing the whites). They seem to be angry now that Kamala is the nominee and I'm suddenly a huge supporter of calling her a cop - am I the asshole? (no)

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    Kopmala
  • It rules how hexbear has gone from casting casual shade on the abolition movement to being openly supportive since she's the nominee

  • Lakutis - I'm Better than Everybody
  • I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot.

  • Lakutis - I'm Better than Everybody

    Gills on my neck, bitch, call me Kevin Costner Mad cause I’m dead, ho, call me Laura Palmer Young fuckbeast and I skeet all over everybody I’m better than everybody Fuck you, fuck you I’m better than everybody I’m better than everybody Fuck your fucking everybody I’m better than everybody Name your favorite anything I’m better than everybody Shut up, shut up, fuck you, shut up (Lakutis, Lakutis, Lakutis, Lakutis) I’m better than everybody, look at me I’m better than everybody I’m better than everybody I’m better than everybody Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up I’m throwing up on myself, dog, I’m Nietzsche, ho Cleaning out my eyes man, I I’m Nietzsche, ho, I’m Nietzsche, ho I’m Nietzsche, ho, I’m Nietzsche, ho If I ever die, remember me as Puerto Rican If I ever die, remember me like John Legend If I ever die 'member I had a huge dick Y’all eat dicks, the opposite of vomiting dicks I’m better than everybody, I’ma live longer than everybody Shut up

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    Yeah, I'm a hexbear
  • and for the record, because I'm a hexbear, neurodivergent people are more responsible for this than anyone else

  • Yeah, I'm a hexbear

    you know I 6-degrees-of-kevin-bacon post about adventurism, but refuse to ask my coworker of 6 years their salary

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    So my little sister is gay, has a large bust and is always looking for bra ideas on the r/big boobs problems subreddit
  • You should try DMing all the women individually to let them know you support them

  • Trump losing the election after getting shot would be historically funny
  • Good point i'm voting for Trump ironically now

  • A guide to the difference between Democrats and Republicans according to Nikkei
  • The joke is that the only major differences between the parties is aesthetics.

  • [Not the Onion] You can't have a functioning democracy when...
  • Sign my petition to have congress fund an Iron Dome™ for brain parasites

  • I... what?
  • Gay kendrick lamar be like "I'm gay and like butts, I'm gay and like butts, I'm gay and like butts"

  • 10/10 realism
  • Replace the bullet with cum and I'd buy it for 10 cents on a steam sale

  • Coaty_Ann Coaty_Ann [she/her] @hexbear.net

    get real kid

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