call audio that is leaked after 48 hours has passed since something happened but only in situations where Israel is receiving pushback from western liberals be like

SKEPTICAL HAMAS MEMBER – I am antisemitic but I think that the explosion that just happened had the aftertaste of Islamism.

HAMAS LEADER – I have assigned Mohammed to the rockets we make out of food imports. Mohammed, did you do this?

MOHAMMED – (using the voiceless bilabial plosive) I have killed some babies so that the Jews will be blamed!

HAMAS LEADER – Classic Mohammed! Very funny. Save some for dinner tonight. We do not need aid because you have secured our food supply, which is these babies, if that was not obvious. I love doing terrorism!