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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

9mo ago

Reflects all damage

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Fuck. You can say fuck on the internet.

Welding is indeed a bit bright. It’s the only thing I’ve ever seen through my eyelids.
- It's the last thing I saw
  
  Scummo, is that you?
- Was the light LED or some older light source?
  If it was LED it must have been insanely bright.
  To be fair even my small 4000 lumens flashlight can set fire to dark paper and pockets if you accidentally turn it on in one, so maybe it doesn't need to be that bright.
  
  I know that would've been terrifying in the moment, but God that's a funny mental image
- I can weld with my eyes shut!
  That is VERY HARD to do!
  But it’s bad for my hat and makes my eyebrows get red hot.
  so…
  welding with my eyes shut I don’t do an awful lot.

Daft Weld

Every Florida driver with chrome shit on the back of their car.

That thing belongs at the Daft Punk Minions Disco.

All I hear is sandstorm when I see this.
- I get Disco Inferno...
  
  Learning through pain?
  
  Good choice!

Reflects all damage, you say. Hmm…
A sledgehammer has entered the chat
- But what if it did
  
  Don’t hit the reflecting bits

que tipo de maluquice e isso aqui??
- solda feita maluquice!

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