Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain

Alright, that one was pretty clever lmao

Let he who is without sin throw the first helicopter.

Fucking legendary.

I've found a lot of Onion headlines pretty mid and uninspired recently, but this one is aces. No notes.

Threw the whole fucking planet at him, he musta done something to deserve it! :P

I saw the crash site in an aerial photograph and it looks like a big scorch mark. As if the devil reached a burning hand up out of the ground to personally invite them all down to their final destination.

Some background/ other info

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/20/1252418856/iran-interim-president-mohammad-mokhber

Actually, Iranian courts put a moratorium on stoning to death over 20 years ago, and the practice is still legal in American-allied Saudi Arabia.

Fkn lol

And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned

🧐

Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!

When Muhammad didn't go to the mountain...

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What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???

Karma comes in many disguises

I told you she was funny.

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Too soon, onion. Too soon.

Real bad taste