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TheGoldenGod @lemmy.world

2y ago

Titta…

We’ve all been there at some point.

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If it doesn’t flush it’s probably the toilet paper, not your gigantuous dump. So waiting for the paper to dissolve somewhat will help.
- I think most flush before wiping, so not sure assuming it’s the toilet papers fault works in every situation.
  
  People flush before wiping?
  
  who tf flushes before wiping
  
  I don't know about most...
  
  I wipe my butthole before I poop, poop then wipe so it's ends up like a shit lasagna
  
  Flushing twice seems like a waste of water.
  
  Sooo, how does it feel to find out your weird?

Fun personal story time:
Back when I was about 12, my dad and his then-girlfriend lived in a condominium. I was over for the weekend, and needed to take a massive shit.
Take said shit, it won't flush. Go get the plunger. Plunge plunge plunge. Try again. Now it's filling up. Plunge plunge plunge. It's still filling. Panic starts to fill my child heart.
My dad was at work, he wouldn't be home for another 10, probably 12 hours. I needed an adult. Wait, his girlfriend is home!
Embarrassed as shit, I go to her and explain the situation. She assures me I'm just freaking out, it's okay, she can handle a clogged toilet!
So she tries. And tries. Then all I hear is "THERE'S SO MUCH POOP! HOW CAN ONE CHILD MAKE SO MUCH POOP?!"
Turned out there was something going on with the sewer line and I just found out in the worst way possible. I wanted to die when I heard her yelling about the amount of shit backflowing. She wasn't even mad about it, just confused as to why it kept coming.
- Reminds me of this.
  
  I was expecting https://inv.citw.lgbt/watch?v=osAhJ_Kl_J0

The original joke is from a russian stand up comedy called Comedy Club which Pavel Durov told if you didn't know.

A classic
- It truly is, and I’ve felt the pain of constant toilet clogs myself.

Since it was a cruise ship it probably didn't end up in a sewer, they actually dump that shit straight into the ocean.

It’s smart to believe that everybody went through something like this at some point. It makes you feel better about it.
- Damn skippy. But I rarely speak of the toilets I’ve clogged, you know so I don’t break the illusion that it’s commonplace.

LMFAO

Do we have a place for greentext yet or are we not being that specific

many such cases

Paska

That cleaner definitely tells this story to her relatives all the time lol

Should've used the poop knife.
- They’ll let you take your poop knife onto the ship? I assumed it would be a no go.

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