Comic Strips @lemmy.world lawrence @lemmy.world 9 mo. ago

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Giant Worm

Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You'll smell time and hear math.

Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you'll become a worm.
- Pro: his coming cleanses the world
  
  Cons: your skin is not your own
- How many times do I have to say it people, jeez... you're only in danger of becoming a worm if you have sandtrout. Once past that stage, they cannot stick to your skin.
Can't ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I've tried
- Did said dog have a name?
  
  This might effect things.
  
  It's name was Horse.
- I mean you can, just not all the way.
- But they can pull you across the Arctic.
  
  And probably across the desert too if you got creative
Giant fucking worm

How is this a con?!
- It's not.
  
  SHAI-HULUUD!
- Hope you're ready to spend thousands per month on food
  
  You missed the 'highly self sufficient' part
  
  Nah, it'll find food no problem. The legal liabilities are the real kicker.
Worm Pros: psychoactive spice that allows you to see the future and control the universe with enormous wealth and power.
- And the con reads like a pro too.
  
  True. A giant worm could be very useful, especially when you have enormous wealth and power to train it.
The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.

The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.
- Dogs also ruin your backyard. That Mfer has dug 30 or 40 holes 1ft deep 3ft across in the last 6 months alone.
  
  That’s because you don’t do enough of the training part.
  
  That usually indicates they're not getting enough exercise or mental stimulation. They dig out of frustration and boredom.
- It will ruin you ~~back yard~~ planet
- They are over 40 meters long, so it'll ruin quite a bit more than your backyard.
  
  Or it will ruin your entire backyard plus your neighbors.
Also dogs: fur everywhere
- My cats could join this club
- Huskies unite!
Giant Worm...

Pros: The spice

Cons: lifelong addiction to the spice.
- Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies
  
  Your comment reminded me of that worm thing from men in black
Fucking worm? Is this the Dune cup all over again?
That hamster is staring into my soul with its little void eyes
I have never in my life seen as much pet hair in a house as in my sister's from her Great Pyrenees mix.

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