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No spaces after full stops and random Capitalisation... Fuck I want to like this but I'm angry

They're Scottish, and their language is challenged as it is. Be kind.
- Pffft, if you can write in Scots then basic English punctuation is a no-brainer.
- Scots is English with better words.
Even worse than double space… no space
- I was taught to double space, didn't realize it wasn't proper. Honestly I think it looks nicer on a page, it delineates sentences more clearly. Apparently it was the standard before computers were a thing, kinda weird that it was the standard where I went to school though.
- Shit. Now I can't recall if I double space or not. I'm sure I double spaced back when I studied things just for page length.
  How long has this been going on?
  Lol, it took me a minute to realize I am currently providing myself with the data I wanted. And it looks like my (semi)professional emails are about 50/50, depending if I'm responding.
  Is it commonplace to single space after a full stop these days? Thanks!!
  Also: that grandpa and his collection are awesome! It's inspiring - not that I'd travel my country (U.S.) to the same extent. Perhaps my state, but there isn't a huge amount of variation, nor do I have the desire to visit some of the areas.
I can't forgive the lack of spaces after the full stops, but grandpa is clearly the Lord himself, therefore "He" is the correct capitalisation!
It's twitter, maybe it's back when there was a 140 character limit, which spaces use up, so removing those spaces can save character limit, so you can finish what you want to say.
There's one space. It's not even consistent
The only words capitalized are Scotland and he. Most of the time “He” is the first word of a sentence anyway but in some languages all personal pronouns are capitalized and that’s a common mistake in english.
Fuck the lack of spaces after full stops though.
Harry obviously worships his Grandpa.
You should join the grammar nazi brotherhood. Being annoyed at petty little things like this is what they do best.
- I don't think I've got the figure for Hugo Boss

This is the most adorable Scotch on the Rocks

He wants to go viral. I'm sure he said exactly that

He might have. I know a couple TikTok grandmas that come on my store showing me shit all the time, “look at this guy, angryseal. He’s gonna go viral!”. It’s how I heard of calvingrindz who is fucking spectacular and on YouTube thank fuck.
Edit:
It’s more likely he said, “I want a’body to see this ya wee bampot.”
Don’t hate me. I googled Scottish slang.

The thumbnail looks like he has framed roadkill.

The rock artwork is awesome!

Yeah I thought it was going to be something nasty

THIS is the fucking reason i love the internet.

geologically correct as in "from the area it represents" or as in "typical of the area that it represents?"

I would guess typical but also the right shape, which is why it took him 32 years to find the right Rock and Stone.
- For rock and stone!
- Did I hear a rock and stone?

Is that the granpda? Is him actually 85? Jeez, he looks at least 30 yeras younger.

Maybe you stop aging when you have such a project?
- Got it, rock collecting. That explains why childhood took so long
- Hopefully. I'll start collecting rocks ASAP.
- The normal trick is to not drink or smoke, but...
- Well, if I recall correctly, keeping yourself active and having hobbies is a known factor affecting aging.

Very cool. Although he missed the Shetland islands which coincidentally are the most geologically unique part of Scotland.

Probably hasn't had the opportunity to get out there yet.
- Ahh don't bother, they're shetty.
The work is never over.

Rock dudes rock

This is legit

I’ve heard the Outer Hebrides islands in Scotland have the oldest rocks in the world. Will you ask him if that’s true?

Okay, I asked him. He said your granpappy's stones are older.
Do you have reason to believe that fossilesque and Harry Jefferies are the same person? If they are not, it is unlikely that Harry will see your question.
Maybe the oldest in Scotland, but that doesn't seem to make the list worldwide.