between one and zero
21 0 ReplyI wonder if this is how God might feel.
13 0 Reply"Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I'm out dawg (as for now i am a dog)."
3 0 Replygit merge feature/Australia 97 conflicts git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.' git push -f
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I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I
13 0 ReplyI have two states.
0 equals "I have no idea what I'm doing". 1 equals "I have no idea why this works".
Binary ops withstanding.
12 0 ReplyI do my bool operations like !=
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7 0 ReplyI know just enough to push to prod and break everything
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Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.
5 0 Replygod.split("").reverse().join("")
Dogdammit they're right!
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Where’s the second one?
5 0 ReplyI have no idea
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I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work
4 0 ReplyI am the one on the right at the moment...
4 0 ReplyThe amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!
4 0 ReplyHah. My default state is "I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this."
3 0 ReplyThis also works with other fields. I'm pretty sure I'll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.
2 0 ReplyI already said these two phrases today.
2 0 ReplySuperposition for me!
2 0 ReplyWhy not both? God who doesn't know what he's doing
2 0 ReplyProgrammers are binary.
1 0 Replythere are 10 types of programmers
5 0 Reply... and those who were expecting a ternary joke
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I know a few non binary programmers though
1 0 ReplyEmbedded programmers. They use ternary.
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Is the left one the cover for the Atari 2600 version of Missile Command?
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