I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you'll be wishing you had ordered more then.
Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.
It's just like veal!
Not even a rotisserie newborn?
Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
Is this an Epstein event?
Oof
Soy free children for me, thanks....
I'm sorry we currently don't have soy. Do you want children without something else?
Vaccinations....?
I'll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!
When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
In this corner of the internet, I'd be surprised if someone doesn't. But then they get to be one of today's lucky 10000
"Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
"What is the book, Sparks?"
"A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift."
"What's the book about, Sparks?"
"Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
I'll have the baby back ribs
I prefer fried.
smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place
Tofu baby is available upon request.
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
online food delivery
Depends, is it GMO free?
Full of microplastic
That's fine, we're all full of microplastics. And PFAS.
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof
This is a typo right?
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
Are they Halal?
A traditional Clinton wedding
