Soy Biden

This is my favourite kind of MAGA post. Someone in awe of Trump doing a normal mundane thing that most people could do and lauding it as an accomplishment.

Choosing my president based off how many chairs they could carry when the teacher asked for help in the gym

Lathe: Bidens pr team will stage an event where Biden carries NINE pizzas

Oh yeah, well Stalin personally carried all the grain out of Ukraine with one giant spoon, checkmate liberals

The next election shouldn't be debates. No ads, no rallies. It should just be these two geriatric fucking goons having a pizza carrying contest. The one that can carry the most gets the nukey nuke button.

fair enough, most trump supporters would need an f150 to carry 8 pizzas

Soy Biden, tambien. Todos somos Biden en este dia glorioso.

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

a 8 year old's idea of presidential success

New American measurement unit just dropped. Old man strength/dexterity measured in pizzas carried

i wish this was how low the bar was when i was a kid, then i wouldn't have believed any of the USA #1 shit at all

can y'all imagine how sad an Iowa pizza is

showing my manliness by carrying 9 pizzas

Trump could never throat that much glizzy.

i could carry 9 pizzas

OK let’s not pretend like we haven’t gushed over that clip of Bernie running.

The sad thing is that I totally agree.

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Readers added context:

the boxes were actually empty, he probably could have carried more if they were full tho.

Probably true tbh

I fell my face into the pizza and I cried so much

He has a promising career as a pizza delivery man.

Lmao

Oh my god I would love a pizza rn

Yeah but how dense were the toppings? Thick base or thin?

Beta Biden sounds better

¡FuckyWucky es Biden!

I don't know hexbear all that well, but a pro-Trump post, even at Biden's expense, is not what I expected. Like I know you guys hate Biden, but I thought you hated Trump too.

the presidential election should just be a contest to see who can carry the most pizza boxes.

Here is how Bernie can still win: Carrying 10 pizzas