Wrong explanations only

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

Worms being converted to Christianity

"They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us."
You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
- I love how they feel

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

Fking tiktok trend.

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated "Wrong answers only."
Bless the Maker and His water

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you

This is how we mine for the spice.

Tremors prequel

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

tagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
- Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking
- No, it stands for "Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet"

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!

Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

The power of Christ compels them!

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

How to entertain people on social media.

Hey I said wrong answers only

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

Thumper prototype obviously

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

How prangent is formed.

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
- Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I'd watch that.

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

How to convert worms to Christianity

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

Wrong explanations only
- Sea Gulls don't have hands and can't use sticks like that.
- But it is wrong, worms don't think!

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

The power of christ compels you

The power of WORM compels you

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.
Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/
- Wow, that meme picture is a real thing? TIL;