"I can't have my Cybertruck look stupid after an auto accident. Better to kill the occupants. "

"I promised a driverless car. And technically I have produced, (or will after a sufficiently bad collision), a driverless car."

Full Self-Harming

Obviously the driver of the other car wanted to kill the cybertruck driver because they were woke and have the mind virus.

Untrue, the cyber truck has a crumple zone

The driver

yes i would like to drive a brick. no improvements in technology from the last hundred years will be keeping ME alive, libs

there's a whole bunch of people who don't understand the purpose of crumple zones and actually do think a 70s car is better because the car doesn't break without being hogs about it.
education really letting everyone down
- This stuff is always hilarious to me. Like you see essentially the entire industry in every country change their designs and materials to what they are now with crumple zones etc with experts in safety and car design. Then some random guy is like uhh yeah it's actually better if they do it old school.

You can't even see the side of the truck that was impacted.

Nice try Elon, we know the driver was decapitated instantly, we all saw the pics.

Critical support to Elon for making a vehicle that seemingly is only capable of harming the most gullible people alive.
and the carolla wrote off the cucktruck because it bent the stainless steel in the area where there would usually be a replaceable quarter panel
Pretty sure that's the same crash.

leave no witnesses

Remember. No Afrikaans.

Is that the one without airbags?

Edit: It has airbags

No, that would not be legal to sell. Even backup cameras are a regulatory requirement now.
That's fake news created by hexbear uncritically accepting any anti-bazinga statements as fact.
- Who's this 'hexbear' dude, why was he mistaken about that?
fellas, is it gay to avoid concussive brain injury?
- Noooo, no no no… it’s not gay to protect your brain… if you’re a pussy! /s JIC
God I hate defending the cyber truck but I'm begging for leftists to learn about concept cars and how they change as they go into production.
Its like trying to argue about guns and calling everything an AK-47 and expecting to be taken seriously.
- My AK doesn't have airbag either

The Virgin Corolla:

Let's the driver survive crashes to see their families (gay)

Affordable (read: for poor people who have financial responsibilities)

Appeals to offline people (cringe)

Has tactile feedback on buttons/knobs for controls (primitive)

Normal transmission (woke)

Creator has never been featured on Rick and Morty or The Big Bang Theory (low IQ)

Safety features tested with "crash test Dummies" (dummy is already in the name)

Standard looking (normies reeee)

The Chad Bazingamobile:

Increases the chances of the owner dying and going to Techno-Valhalla (very cool and straight)

Prohibitively expensive (only for dank meme lords)

Appeals to the finest 9Gag connoisseurs (based)

Has touchscreens everywhere so you have to take your eyes off the road to confirm if you've changed any setting successfully (cyberpunk)

Transmission that will soon be renamed cismission in an update that bricks the truck if you don't download (tradpilled)

Creator has been featured on Rick and Morty AND The Big Bang Theory (high IQ)

Safety features tested on live Neuralink Chimpanzees (ape together strong!) Which have all died from brain trauma (but the logs say it happened way before impact)

Angular, straight lines (this car literally couldn't get any straighter)

Transmission that will soon be renamed cismission in an update that bricks the truck if you don't download (tradpilled)
It’ll just be named to ‘mission’ because they don’t want to dignify the word “cis”
But then they’ll patch it again to just be “ion” because they don’t want the customers feeling gay for using something with “miss” in the name
- But then they’ll patch it again to just be “ion” because they don’t want the customers feeling gay for using something with “miss” in the name
  ION is the in-universe PMC in Arma, so they get sued by bohemia interactive, causing widespread civil war in the milsim nerd community
Increases the chances of the owner dying and going to Techno-Valhalla (very cool and straight)
See this doesn't work because the corolla can't be the gay soymobile and also being slain by it gets you into valhalla. Ya gotta pick one. I say it stays the gay soymobile and every cybertruck driver killed by one is put down to "skill issue" and gets to whatever the opposite of valhalla is

Auto accident

I've worked in a few HGVs over the years. They too dont have crumple zones, they get around this by having multiple airbags, A-frames, good seatbelts. Makes me wonder if Musk's truck hasn't?

It's like the cars in Gran Turismo.

Has this car never been crash tested before?