How to keep a man

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

Do you keep him in prison?

Same vibe

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

... sick so he can't leave you.

That looks so disgusting. I can't even.

If "a man" puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

How to keep a man ...... away

This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn

The meal of a 1970s serial killer

Uncanny valley food.

Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.

Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.

Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.

I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.

why does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?

Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨

The Hague would like to know their location.

Hi, is this meal available in bulk?

c/shittyfoodporn

Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.

Well. You tried. ⭐

Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

*for the rest of his life

Raw chicken and vomit, wow

That chicken is just so… testicular

Keep him on the toilet

Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.

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It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

🤮

Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

Is that literal shit?

Great Value dinner

Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

What is that?

Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.

I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.

And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)

I don't get it, what am I missing?

Salmonella ?