Who wins?
Who wins?
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- HARDER DADDY!
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Only the promoter wins.
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I gotta imagine it's tough to throw a decent jab with stigmata
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I find the concept of a "divine war" so strange. Like, bro. You literally created the enemy lol. You literally know every move he's going to make. Why is there a war when you already know the exact steps to beat him? And what about the victory makes you happy? I keep saying it, but God is just Kaiba from YuGiOh. He invents the game, leads its developments, and becomes cocky whenever he defeats someone.
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White Jesus with his lush hair.
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That's not Jesus. That's AJ Styles. You can tell, because he's the pastiest-faced white boy on the block and not some short brown guy with giant pecks and a neck like a tree trunk.
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Seriously that Jesus is completely pec-free. No hard punches coming from that guy.
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It's nice that they're wearing gloves for the final throwdown. Wouldn't want anybody's lil knuckies getting hurt when deciding the fate of the material realm.
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Satan has the reach and the power, but Jesus has recently been seen doing grappling training with legendary wrestler Jacob, so if he can get inside those punches he has a chance to take him down. Satan's been hitting the BJJ really hard though so he's not gonna make it easy for the Son of God.
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also expect him to fight dirty with those horns
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I don't know if I've never seen hell depicted with a gated entrance.
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"gates of hell" is a pretty common phrase. Dante passed through one inscribed with the famous "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"
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Neither because they're merged at the hand. The Machine is getting poetic on us.
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The one you feed.
Alternatively, the Hexbear reading this.
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Why's a Chuck Tingle book cover getting in a fist fight with Mehrunes Dagon?
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