2y ago

Gilbert's gripe

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You're fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How'd you get to that point? You don't have a nickname? I don't care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.
Normalise following orders like a good sub.
- Fuck me, Bert!
  
  Oh god yes Ernie
- This is such a beautiful comment.
  
  Awww 🥰
Now imagine it's gilbert gottfried screeching 'say my name baby' at you
- Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?
  
  More his reading of 50 shades of grey
  
  ¿Porque no los dos?
  
  Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.
  
  ... yes?
- That's hot. Me so horny.
I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.
Gill doesn't sound so bad.
- "doesn't sound so bad" is the best compliment Ole' Gil ever got!
  
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- thanks a gillion
just pretend you're French. "ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!"
- Mon chat 😭
- “Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”
Yeah, uh... I can't read the "say my name" part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried's voice in my head. Is that normal?
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Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.
Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.
One of the few screenshots that's funny every time I see it.
Who's eating whom now!
Who's gargling Gilbert's grapes?
Anne Blythe in bed
Say my name mommy

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