We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
107 0 ReplyThis is cursed.
83 1 ReplyThat's an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
44 0 ReplyWhat really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
34 0 ReplyOhno
28 0 ReplyDid I have a stroke?
20 0 ReplyThis map freaks me out and I don't know why.
20 1 ReplyIt took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.
18 0 Replyok but where’s MASHINGTON
17 0 ReplyI have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. "Are-Kansas" and "Are-Can-Saw".
15 1 ReplyOk, I don't get it.
14 0 ReplyFun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
15 2 ReplyIs this what having an aneurysm feels like?
13 0 ReplyKansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
13 0 ReplyI see Kansas, but where's Kan'tsas?
13 1 ReplyShould be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
9 0 ReplyI did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.
8 0 ReplyIt just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
8 0 ReplyLooks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
8 0 ReplyHow would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
8 1 ReplyI think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real
7 0 ReplyThis makes my brain hurt
7 0 ReplyColumbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.
6 0 ReplyAmerica's waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving
6 0 ReplyI have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.
6 0 ReplyCentral Dakota...
6 0 ReplyI had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.
5 0 ReplyWhy are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We're about to be overrun.
6 1 ReplyThis is fantastic
4 0 ReplyClose enough.
4 0 ReplyI like how it has both Arkansas and Arkansas
3 0 ReplyIt's like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?
3 0 ReplyShouldn't have made a bunch of states rectangles then
3 0 ReplyAlmost perfect! Of course Akansas should be Nebrahoma. Rookie mistake, but great work otherwise! Gold star
3 0 ReplyYou missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.
2 0 ReplyCheckmate
2 0 Reply"Texas"
Well that's a very generous description based on the current discourse of personal freedoms being violated
4 2 ReplyDammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.
1 0 Replyyou forgot to fill this state in your answer /s
1 0 ReplyI think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area "Old Mexico".
Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born...
2 1 ReplyWith all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.
2 1 ReplyI'm surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section
1 0 ReplyThat is a lot of Dakotas.
1 0 ReplyUtah...i can see your junk
1 0 ReplyOld Hampshire!
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