where were you when the dunk tank killed a shitposting board in its infancy

I was reading a book to kindergartners when my handlers told me that a second mod hit the comm.

It was my fault I'm the red fash tankie mod that shut it down

saw somebody say "i block that and the fakenews comm, it makes the home feed much easier" and all i have to say is dark souls does not have an easy mode

I was waging a one poster protracted posters war against anti_union_aktion.

I think I had some bangers, too. I'm sad I didn't get to do an anti-udon-aktion bit. : (

I was at home eating soft tacos when the phone rang

"Hello?"

"anti_union_aktion is kill"

"No"

I was being a massive

I still stand by my stance that Union Pacific is a poorly run railroad.

probably working as usual. I miss all the cool shit.

I was at home

Eating chicken butter

When all of sudden

"anti-union-aktion is kill"

"no"...

Do you oppose abortion rights or something?

I was literally watching Jaws lmao

it committed the worst crime of all: being cringe and unfunny

I was eepy. Then I watched 7 hours of Disney Afternoon Gargoyles / Darkwing Dick.

I was catching up on the news mega and drinking my morning cupa joe. I was totally clueless there was a struggle session going on. I went to go check the reaction to my horrible post in ant-union aktion only to find it was gone along with the whole sub.

Of all the posts in that sub I think my was for sure the worst and I will never be held accountable for my actions. (unless it was my post that killed the sub but I highly doubt it. It was such a bad post that it was immediately forgettable)