Bizarre Discovery of Intact Housefly in Man's Intestines Shocks Doctors
Bizarre Discovery of Intact Housefly in Man's Intestines Shocks Doctors
Doctors in Missouri were baffled to spot a fly inside a man's intestines during a routine colon screening.
Oh great now he has to boof a spider
If from the bottom, an opening must have been created long enough for the fly to fly undetected into the colon
reminder to don underwear for prolonged farts
It went up the butt
This is obviously the only way. There's no way the fly would survive not being digested even after emptying his bowels.
They say intact, but I'd suggest this fly is scarred for life
I don't know why he swallowed the fly. But did he die?
I want to vomit my entire body out.
Isn't that kinda what flies do, to digest their food? Sure you're not a fly yourself?
JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
You'd think all the shit they give you to drink to clear out your colon would have gotten rid of it.
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See, now we're talking, btch
How do you not see how you're the pedantic one?
Is it a common thing for you to attack people for using a word.
I can choose how I describe the non-pershment of a fly through a human stomach. Can't I?
What are you, the grammarnazisspolice?
If you eat enough junk food, the stomach isn't able to destroy everything anymore...
Don't you mean "digest"?
This is technically correct. But it's not limited to junk food. Go ahead and eat 30 apples in a row. The stomach won't be able to digest everything either.