Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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2 yr. ago

I'll just leave this here...

Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar

This is why men don't do foreplay.

Makes it a lot easier to pull off the Stranger.

Glad I was too dumb to finish college...

But at least I'm funny...

This is why Driver's Ed is important.

Plate me up before you go-go...

On special today - Weiner Snipple

I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

His favorite non-EDM band is My Chemical Romance

His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar

Something's fishy about religion...

Valentine's Day is Wednesday.

Ozzy gave THIS GUY permission, but not Ye? The hell?

Mongolian. Like the barbecue.

I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

"tHeRe'$ n0 rEpL@CeMeNt FoR dIsPlaCeMeNt!!!1!!!1!!“

Littering is a crime punishable by fines, jail time, or both.

I got my date at the family reunion...